How to Hold Your Breath for 20 Minutes

If YOU’re one of the MILLIONS who have been WAITING for this exciting NEW technique, well, HERE it is…

 1.   First, take a DEEP breath in, next,

2.    Hold your breath.

3.    Then tape your mouth and nose with duct tape.

       IF after 25 min. you are STILL breathing, call the Guinness Book of world records. You’ve Won, BUT you’re more than likely BRAIN DEAD…Sorry….Guess I should have made that 18 minutes…

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