My husband and I have a bet. He says that you are a syndicated advice columnist under an assumed name for the major newspapers, is that true. If he wins, I have to wash his car every weekend for the next six months. If I win, he has promised to take me on a vacation to Disneyland.
So my dear woman, which is it? Please say that you are not because I so need this trip.
As much as I would like to say I am a syndicated columnist for many popular newspapers, I am NOT. I write this column in my blog only. Now, if you KNOW any editors who would LOVE to have a Talented, Intelligent, Saucy, Funny, Humorist, then please make some calls. I am sitting by the phone.
So, pack your bags and off to Mickey Mouse World you go. Say hi to Pluto for me while you’re there, tell him Sooz says hi.