All is not fair in burping and farting, but it is in love and war, Why???

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This is a topic that needs to be THOUROUGHLY examined.  Here’s my question, Why isn’t it fair? Don’t misunderstand me, while I am not a BIG burper or farter, I am STILL for equality all around the board. 

First of all, why IS everything fair in love and war? I mean I believe we have RULES in war, right? Like no Nukes, and the Geneva convention Treaty, and no TRASH talk during a battle like, “Your mother wears Victoria Secret to the Latrine.” 

And what about love? Certainly there are rules THERE also. How about eating like a bird on your first date so your date doesn’t get the wrong idea, like you could eat a whole Luau. 

Or, how about the guys dressing very nice to impress his girl, even wearing shaving lotion when all he really wants to do is be in his Jockeys. Oh…There ARE rules alright, like No boob handling on the first date unless her name starts with Sooz. Here’s a good one, the first kiss at the door. Never plant your tongue in your date’s mouth unless once again, her name starts with an S and ends with a Z. 

That’s why there are rules about burping and farting,  people. That is also why MOST of the burping and farting is done away from other folks. No need to introduce these low grade Human responses to the other part of the Humanity. So you see folks, Not all is fair in Love and War either. 

I say, if there are NO rules fine, Burp and Fart away as much as you want, otherwise…Keep it in your pants, that’s Sooz’s take on it…Good day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 thoughts on “All is not fair in burping and farting, but it is in love and war, Why???

  1. “Her name starts with an S and ends with a Z” ? Now that is quite a puzzle ……. Squirtz …… Sez …. Stewz ……. StandingunderastreetlightinRomewearingafez ….. I give up. You’ve got me 😉 ❤

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