OK, it’s time to give up talking about who will beat who, and when, and start talking about something that is REALLY important… Ground Hog Day. Yup, that’s right folks, Ground Hog Day.
This is the treasured day when Punxsutawney Phil comes out of his little hole, and with just a whiff of the air, and the aid with, or without his shadow showing, decides whether we Humans will have another six weeks of cold blustery Winter, or, enjoy an early Spring.
I am pleased to inform all of you lovely people that today, our illustrious Meteorologist Phil, who is usually right over the years at an average of 39%, has prognosticated that we SHALL have an early Spring.
So, for all you surfers, beach goers, and folks who enjoy long tall drinks with umbrellas in them, I suggest you get out your bathing suits, suntan lotion, and beach hats, and get ready for the burn. Go ahead, I’ll be right behind you, just as soon as I make sure that Phil’s hangover is completely gone.