Ealier this morning, a pair of women’s panties were found in my front yard. They are VERY pretty and have lips and hearts on them. If you inadvertantly left them, please contact me, I will provide you with your panties and also the drink of your choice.
If you come by tonight, I will provide you with dinner and some free entertainment. If by chance a guy was wearing them and you lost them, please drop by and I will be sure to accommodate you.