You wake up and take a shower…In the kitchen sink.
You can’t decide WHICH pair of your 200 pairs of shoes you should search for to wear today.
It takes you 35 minutes to get from your bed to your bedroom door.
You search for an hour trying to find the cat food for your 27 cats.
You can use your cat’s feces to spread manure onto your neighbors 200 acre farm.
You can’t decide whether to find your TV or try and get to your front door today.
You think the people with hazard masks are just coming to VISIT you.
You’re not SURE, but you THINK you had a dog in here somewhere.
Your neighbors send you a letter threatening to BURN your house down.
You can’t find your toilet so you use an empty Maxwell Coffee can.
**If you have any of these symptoms, either call a Psychiatrist, or a dumpster.**