10 Reasons God Created Adam

1.   To look good for Eve in a leaf suit

2.   To have Eve help find his keys

3.   For Eve to have someone to bitch and complain to

4.   To take the garbage out for Eve

5.   To ptotect Eve from snakes–Whoops?!?

6.   There were NO Vibrators then…Enough said…

7.   For someone to dance with

8.   To help start the Human race–SOMEONE had to do it

9.   To help fix the Dino car when it broke down

10.  To help yell at kids

 

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