Natures Wonder


Whispering Pines blow, as the chimes hung above them glisten.

Plush green grass sways back and forth, as if dancing to the song of Nature’s glory.

The sun warms the meadows,

And the stream below flows as if tears trickle.


Morn has awakened, and has answered God’s call.

Blessed are we who enjoy it precious gifts.

For WE are the reason for its majesty.

Sit back, Smell the flowers, and enjoy.


Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz:

I have a question I would like you to answer. I have several grandchildren. When they come to visit me, besides playing games and making them breakfast, I also ask them to share in the responsibilities of cleaning up their own messes.

For example, after they eat, I ask them to take their plates to the sink and throw away their napkins in the trash. I don’t think this is such a big deal, but my daughter in law does.

She feels when I have them, they should be treated like royalty and do no work. Sooz, I have always taught my kids to be responsible even as children and believe that it is good for children to be taught responsibility. Am I wrong?

After all, if they did nothing, they would feel as if they had a sense of entitlement. I feel that I am doing the right thing, what do you think?

Frustrated Grandmother


Dear Frustrated Grandmother:

Personally, I couldn’t agree with you more. Children need rules, regulations, and need to be taught responsibility. As you say, without these, they can develop a sense of entitlement.

Again, I believe you are doing nothing wrong and hope that you will NOT be influenced by your daughter in law. Keep up the good work grandma—Kudos!!!








The Warthog, Wart or Hog…Discuss

Now THERE’S a face to love, eh? I feel sorry for this animal. The poor beast gets harassed by the general public as being the ugliest mammal on God’s green Earth.

Let’s be honest, take the ugliest man or woman you can imagine, and then compare them to the warthog, the Humans will look like Adonis’ and the women like Venus.

Think of all the mean things that get said about this lowly creature, like:

 “You’re so ugly, when you were first born your parents named you SHIT HAPPENS”

 “When you went to a Haunted house you came out with an application.”

 “You’re so ugly, you make an ONION cry.”

This of course was just the beginning. They could never get into Harvard or Yale even WITH a 200 IQ, why, you guessed it, they would frighten all the other students.  Or, what about a pet, no one wants a wart hog. Personally, I feel sorry for them.

So the next time you’re meandering through a zoo, if you spot one of these lovely creatures, before you shout out something about how ugly they are, think twice and give them a break.

Oh, and for the record,  thank your lucky stars that YOU weren’t born a warthog, just sayin.


Happy Drunk St. Pats


Hi everybody, Happy St. Patties Day!!! Hope you are all enjoying yourselves on this  Festive Holiday, I KNOW I am!!!

I just wanted to share with all of you my love and best wishes for this great day for the Irish. YUP, I’m Irish. And, like a GOOD Irish girl, I am celebrating my hardest to get good and DRUNK!!!

Actually, I am already there, could you tell? Party on Irishmen and Lasses. Man, am I gonna have a hangover tomorrow. MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







The Dream of Love

Silently drifting, I dream of you.

I see your hands in my mind’s eye, and can feel their warmth, caressing every part of my soft and wanting body.

Your loving mouth excites me, as it tenderly kisses my lips, and then, runs down between my inner thighs until arriving at my garden’s center.

Kiss me till I explode from thy generous tongue.


I gaze deep within your eyes and see your love as you penetrate my soul.

I am asleep, yet, my subconscious mind forces my loins to become wet with thy overpowering command.

Take me to Nirvana my love,

I am yours, asleep, awake, or anytime you require me. I am a slave to your love.