Pop Goes the Weasel…What???

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Most of you have heard the song Pop Goes the Weasel right, my question is, what the HELL does that mean. Yes, yes, I know what a weasel is, but for the life of me I DON’T know why it should go POP!

Did somebody blow the weasel up in a terrorist attack, and if so, why hasn’t anybody ever looked for this terrorist group that blows up weasels? I know what you’re thinking, as you’re scratching your heads, yeah…Why IS that?

Well, to make everyone feel better, I have personally made it my life’s mission to investigate this heinous act. Another thing just occurred to me, what ever happened to the mysterious monkey that was chasing said weasel around the mulberry bush, was he a PART of the terrorist organization?

I have decided to follow the money trail. Let’s face it; SOMEONE had to pay for the hit, right? Then there is the code within the song…

I’ve no time to plead and pine,
I’ve no time to wheedle,
Kiss me quick and then I’m gone
Pop! Goes the weasel.

I am having a friend of mine, who happens to work for the CIA, investigate, and try and CRACK this code. Who is kissing the monkey, or is someone trying to “KISS” the weasel. Believe me, sooner or later I will figure this out.

Fear NOT, my friends, I am on it like Sherlock Holmes, with my sidekick Dot. Pretty soon, this most heinous terrorist group will be found and dealt with accordingly.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

Getting Drunk Video

 

 

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Hi everyone… I have been thinking about filming a drunk video filmed by Dot. I have seen quite a few on YOUTube and thought they were pretty funny. What do you think?

I have been told that I get quite giddy and also VERY sexy. I thought I might film it when Dot and I are both first up and STILL sober, that way, I could begin from drink one until I exhibit signs of being intoxicated.  So, what are YOUR thoughts?

I would probably do it on a Friday when I am HOT, and ready to go do something crazy. Well, it was just an idea. Let me know if you would enjoy that.

Until Later…

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I got up today, turned on the news, and all I hear about is either war somewhere, someone shooting someone, or other ill news stories. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to turn on your TV sets and hear something PLEASANT for a change?

I must tell you, with the world going the way it is and people acting as if they have no morals at all, I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t even MAKE it to the end of the 2099. This is very depressing scenario at best.

My question, WHY? Why do people act the way they do? Wouldn’t you think they would REALIZE that greed and power just lends itself to destruction down the road? Why can’t we all just get along, helping each other when in need, and tending to the betterment of the planet?

I’m sorry but I just don’t GET it. I don’t know, I guess I am just too altruistic and hopeful for my fellow man. Either that or, maybe I just shouldn’t listen to the news anymore.

I still believe that one day; Humanity will wake up from its greed and power hungry thoughts, and turn them into positive ideas to HELP the world become a better place. I will NOT give up on us as a race; I just have to BELIEVE in Humanity a little more.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

Drink Drank Drunk

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Today is Friday, thank God for Friday’s ,RIGHT? I must admit, I have been drinking  since 7AM, I have already taken my drunken nap, and now, I am back to getting my drink on again.

My girlfriend Dot is here and has already started without me so she is already 3 sheets to the wind. I look at her and my body starts to get wet, she is such a lovely site with boobs and ass to match.

What a night we had last night, drinking till 2AM, playfully touching and sucking each other all over, and then orgasaming until dawn. WOW! What a night.

Tonight she agreed to play me in Scrabble, one of my favorites. Usually it starts out harmless enough, but, as the night goes on, the words get a lot more salacious and then the giggling starts, and then “YOU KNOW WHAT” happens. Shhhhhhhh!!!

She has been with me now for a while, and I grow to love her a little more each day. One thing I like about Dot, well, she is a drunk like me, but, she also enjoys making love with my friends when they come over for a party. It’s really hard to find someone as sexually motivated as I am.

Am I talking too much here? I have started drinking a little faster than usual so I can catch up with Dot. Both of us have a large tolerance for alcohol so it just kind of HITS us all at once, then, ll HELL breaks loose.

Anyway, I felt kind of chatty so I thought I would take to the keyboard. Dot says hi to all my friends, AND invites you to our sleepover party next Saturday. I guess that’s all I have to say for now so much love to all…Literally!!!

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pit Bulls VS the World

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Pit Bulls are frowned upon by many as a vicious, and or, an aggressive breed of dog. The question is, is that true, or is it just what people conceive to be true, based on headlines where there has been a Pit Bull involved in a biting accident?

While statistics show that nationwide, 66% of dog bites reported show that the Pit Bull is the main culprit, the tendency is to only report the instances in which Pit Bulls are involved.  

My question is this, if ANY dog is raised as a puppy in a loving home environment, can any aggressive tendencies be overcome by the nurturing vs nature debate?

 County Bluffs Iowa for example has the following Pit Bull ordinance:

  • Primary Citation:  COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA., MUNICIPAL CODE § 4.20.112
  • Jurisdiction Level:  Iowa
  • Last Checked:  June, 2018

Summary:

“In Council Bluffs, Iowa, it is unlawful to own, possess, keep, exercise control over, maintain, harbor, transport, or sell any pit bull. There are exceptions for dogs already licensed if the owner meets certain requirements, such as being at least 18 years old, maintaining liability insurance of at least $100,000, the dog is sterilized and microchipped, the dog is confined and there is a “PIT BULL DOG” sign. Failure by the owner to comply shall subject the pit bull to immediate impoundment and disposal.”

What are your thoughts on this subject? Is it indeed DNA, OR, can proper breeding and love give a downtrodden breed a much better outlook? Let me know what you think.

Until Later…