Sooz’s Thoughts

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning. J

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning.  🙂

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt. This way, EVERYBODY is covered legally.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

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