The Fable of Thoughts.com

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Once upon a time, a long time ago, (Well, it wasn’t really THAT long ago), there was a man named Ben Ogden. Ben was born cute, and with a silver spoon stuck in his mouth. Luckily, a nearby dentist was able to remove it so that Ben, a well liked rich kid, could go about, become even wealthier, and go on to create his own free website.

The site he created was born out of a “One Love Philosophy”, this meant that everyone would be kind and loving towards each other, and that they would all be free to print whatever they wanted.

This worked well for a while until the TROLLS came. Mean and ugly, these trolls would work their magic to disrupt all the good conversations that were going on in Thoughts land.

Ben, being a benevolent god, raised his powerful hand and behold, T2 came into being, and it was good…Once again, order was restored and we all went along our happy ways.

Then, one day, Ben decided to create a NEW Thoughts, one with awesome imagery, quick response time, and all the bells and whistles you could possibly think of. The writers were skeptical, yet, with their knowledge of T2 and the ease it was to use, they bellied up to the bar, got good and drunk, and let Ben once again have his way.

Alas, this was to be the beginning of the end. Ben went on god hiatus, which is a playground for only the richest of gods, and left the new Thoughts.com floundering. Flounder it did as pictures wouldn’t load, message systems went haywire, and once again the trolls returned with a vengeance.

The old Thoughts.com was gone and the new one went on and off line like an electrical panel.Woe was everyone as the “One Love Philosophy” died, and was replaced with constant bickering and turmoil.

Once again, after a long time at play, Ben returned with a vengeance, and he swore that he would fix the current mess…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems the more he fixed it, the more it faltered. Once again, “the “Woe is me” attitude returned.

People started to leave for the comfort of other sites. After enough good writers left, Ben once again raised his powerful right hand and created a completely new site called Thinkr.xyz.something or other…Whatever…

I had had enough. I picked up my tablet and headed off for greener pastures. Ben…This morale is for you…

“If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix it.”

Just sayin!!!!!!

Sooz

Bank Robber Runs Naked Through Streets

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A bank Robber who robbed a Regent Bank in Ft. Lauderdale today was seen running down several blocks totally naked. A dye pack an employee stashed in the stolen money exploded, and the man quickly discarded his clothes as not to be mistaken for a Pink Smurf.

Several passers by exclaimed that, “There really wasn’t much to LOOK at”, as the man dropped 100 and 50 dollar bills out of his ass as he ran. After his capture, he was asked,” Why he did it”, he said, “ He thought it would be a funny way to start his comedy career.” Authorities agreed unfortunately, it will be…15-20 years from now.

The Take Away:

Just a thought from the peanut gallery, next time, use a getaway car. Hopefully, you are a DAMN FUNNY guy now that you are going to prison. You will NEED all the laughs you can get.

 

My Reading at Lily Dale

 

I read an article yesterday about a reporter who had visited the spiritual community of Lily Dale. She had gotten a Psychic reading and was totally flabbergasted by the results. Now let me say this; I have NEVER believed in Psychic readings, by that mambo jumbo as I call it, however, a year ago, I was in and around this area so I thought I would stop in and see if I could fool them.

First off, I thought it would just be amusing, and secondly, I had read that it is a beautiful and very friendly community so I decided to check it out.

The community is located in the Western New York area, and has a population of around 275 people who dedicate their lives to the betterment of society by helping others around them.

The community has many mediums, spiritualists, and folks dedicated to help others through their readings. Knowing that I wanted to “test their powers”, I didn’t call ahead so they could check me out through the internet.

Many homes there have open readings so I found one with an open sign and went inside. The woman who greeted me was a warm and friendly woman about 35, and when I asked for a reading, she immediately agreed.

My intent was to basically say nothing and let THEM do the talking with me nodding yes or no. Right away, she started with. “ You have just lost someone you love  recently”. I thought, “who hasn’t”. Let me just say here that it WAS true, though, my aunt Carol had just passed and I loved her very much.

A tear came to my eye as she spoke about this and then she said, “ your aunt Carol is here beside you and is saying to be careful, you are on a dangerous path like your mother and will come into hard times unless you change”.

Next, she said my mother was in the room and was saying that she apologized to me for the way she had treated me as a child. Well, I lost it, I started to sob. The psychic said that she was always with me as was my aunt Carol, and to turn to them for strength.

Then, the most amazing thing happened, she said my dad was present. He was telling me to be strong, live the straight and narrow lifestyle,, and to follow his lead in life. He said his reward was well worth his efforts.

At that point she said they had left, I was left drained, sad, and amazed. I had said NOTHING, and yet, she had told me my whole life story. How COULD she have known all of this? I was flabbergasted.

I will say this, if you are ever in upstate NY, go to Lily Dale, stop in, and have a reading. It changed one MAJOR skeptic into a sobbing mess of jelly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read an article yesterday about a reporter who had visited the spiritual community of Lily Dale. She had gotten a Psychic reading and was totally flabbergasted by the results. Now let me say this; I have NEVER believed in Psychic readings, by that mumbo jumbo as I call it, however, three years ago, I was in and around this area so I thought I would stop in and see if I could fool them.

First off, I thought it would just be amusing, and secondly, I had read that it is a beautiful and very friendly community so I decided to check it out. The community located in the Western New York area, has a population of around 275 people, who dedicate their lives to the betterment of society by helping others around them.

The community has many mediums, spiritualists, and folks dedicated to help others through their readings. Knowing that I wanted to “test their powers”, I didn’t call ahead so they could check me out through the social media.

Many homes open readings so I found one with an open sign and went inside. The woman who greeted me was a warm and friendly woman about 35, and when I asked for a reading, she immediately agreed.

My intent was to basically say nothing and let THEM do the talking with me nodding yes or no. Right away, she started with. “ You have just lost someone you love  recently”. I thought right away, “who hasn’t”. Let me just say here that it WAS true, though, my aunt Carol had just passed and I loved her very much.

A tear came to my eye as she spoke about this and then she said, “ your aunt Carol is here beside you and is saying to be careful, you are on a dangerous pass like your mother and will come into hard times unless you change”.

Next, she said my mother was in the room and was saying that she apologized to me for the way she had treated me as a child. Well, I lost it, I started to sob. The psychic said that she was always with me as was my aunt carol, and to turn to them for strength.

Then, the most amazing thing happened, she said my dad was present and he was telling me to be strong, live the straight and narrow, and to follow his lead in life. He said his reward was well worth his efforts.

At that point she said they had left, I was left drained, sad, and amazed. I had said NOTHING, and yet, she had told me my whole life story. How COULD she have known all of this? I was flabbergasted.

I will say this, if you are ever in upstate NY, go to Lily Dale, stop in, and have a reading. It changed one MAJOR skeptic into a sobbing mess of jelly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sooz Update

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Hi everybody. Just wanted to check in and say that my condition is improving every day. Can’t keep a good girl down, (Unless I NEED to be down Under someone). Yup, I must be getting better, sex is back on my mind.

Speaking of sex, I must say that there is a REAL cute nurse here who has been taking “extra” good care of me. I DO love those slow and sexy sponge baths, especially in those “Hard to get at” areas.

She may very well be my next conquest, when I am able. Anyway, for now, I am limited to chess and video games. Never thought I would become an addict, but the new Final Fantasy game is hard not to keep playing. God, I’m a gamer, hehehehehehe.

If I’m honest, I am going crazy here doing basically nothing. Two more weeks of this monotony and I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can’t wait. I am definitely a type A personality and I NEED to be doing something at all times.

Don’t get me wrong, reading about 60 books and playing chess is OK, but I NEED to be constantly moving and shaking, (Usually my ass). Oh come on, it WAS funny, Laugh dammit.

I MAY also be getting horny again, three times I’ve already masturbated today. Ya see, some things NEVER change, thank goodness. Well, gotta go, it’s time for my fencing lesson…Just kidding, my chess table is set up and Victoria is going to attempt to beat me…Fat Chance.

Bye for now, and love to all.

 

Update From Sooz

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Hi there. For those you who read me, you have probably realized  I have not been on here in quite a while. Quick update, I broke up with the woman in France who I believed may have been a potential mate. The problem was, she drank a lot and brought me back in a bad situation.

I needed to decide what was best for ME, so, I broke up with her and went back into rehab. Hopefully, the second time will be the charm. Unfortunately, while in rehab, I had a massive heart attack which led to quad bypass surgery.

Currently, I am at home with many people attending to my every need. Hey, I could get used to this treatment. Seriously though, I am recovering and just haven’t felt like doing ANYTHING except lay around. Hell, I don’t even wanna have sex right now, go figure THAT one.

I just figured that I owed an explanation to my friends who have always been so thoughtful and helpful to me. Oh, Rebecca, I am SORRY, (Lo Siento) for not wishing you a Happy Birthday. I hope you were not angry with me and will understand why.

Anyway, my Dr’s have said that I will make a full recovery, but drinking is NEVER again in the cards. Just as well as it never did me any good except get me in trouble anyway.

Hope everyone has been doing well and I look forward to getting back into writing again. God Bless you all…

Love,

Sooz

A Line from Sooz

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Many of you know that I have been seeing a woman from France, you ALSO know that I am a recovering alcoholic, (Or drunk as I don’t attend meetings), here’s the thing, my recovery as slipped due to her.

Do I want to be a drunk for the rest of my life, no, do I want to continue seeing this woman who I am developing feelings for, yes, I am so confused right now. You see, as I write this I am PISSED. For those who don’t understand Gahlic, I’m drunk.

As always, it started with one drink of wine, then another and so on, now, I look forward to getting drunk with Bella and having incredible sex. You see, she is the only one I have found, who ALSO has a compatible sex drive like mine.

The more I drink, the more I want to drink, as it makes me feel Veeerrry Seeexxxxy, Meowwwwww…Bella loves to drink and get pissed, so do I but then I don’t want to LIVE the drunkard lifestyle anymore. I have taken a long time trying to get OVER this addiction and yet, it keeps pulling me back in.

I am at a crossroads here, I am falling in love with this woman, but, I realize that her habits are very bad for my sobriety. What to do, what to do? Perhaps I should Just Ask Sooz and see what SHE says, hehehehehehe.

If anyone has any thoughts on this that could help, please feel free to dish it out. I could really use the voice of reason right about now. God, it has taken me 3 times to write this….Hehehehehehehe.

Time to masturbate, MUAH to ALL!!!!!

From the Desk of Sooz

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Hi there everyone, today I would like to explain myself. Yup, that’s right, you deserve an explanation of WHY I write the way I do…I CHOOSE to write what many consider senseless drivel.

While it is true, I don’t speak out on what’s happening in North Korea, or comment on many of the world’s major problems, it is my CHOICE NOT to write about such matters.

I leave this to the “experts” who get PAID to do this, AND, then SPIN it the way they want our people to believe it. So YES, if I write about trivial things, or sexy things, I am doing so because THIS is what I WANT to write about.

Does it mean that I am any less unformed, NO, I DO know what’s going on, I merely try and stay (For the MOST part), on a positive vein. If you would prefer me to stop writing the kind of drivel I usually write, TELL me and I will gladly stop writing here and go somewhere ELSE where I feel that what I write is considered artistic and creative.

It is a shame that the FEW jeopardize the many. This is MY two cents worth. Good day. As far as the pic is concerned, Oh well…Sue Me!!!

 

 

10 Things Never to do When Writing

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There are sooooooooo many people out there who write to “improve” other people’s writing, without ever explaining WHAT pitfalls to watch for when you finally DO pick up that pen and paper or computer.

 

I have devised a list of 10 things you should never do when you are writing, so that all of you potential writers have a CHANCE of making a million dollars on your next book.

 

  1. Never write when you are drunk. Ask me, I KNOW. When drunk, you believe you have written a masterpiece, when all you have actually written is something right out of Sooz’s Nursery Rhymes.

 

  1. Never write when you are tired. If you DO, the brain wants to finish your article toot suite, and it ends up going in the rejection bin in the morning. It is better just to sit down, relax, have 6 or 7 drinks, pass out and then try again in the morning. (The writing that is, NOT the drinking).

 

  1. While having sex. It CAN be done, but it is very difficult. Either finish your love play first, OR your writing.

 

  1. While watching TV. All I can say here is BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! This is a big no no. Too much interference that messes with your creativity. Finish watching House Hunters and THEN write.

 

  1. Never write on an empty OR a full stomach. If you write while you are hungry, you are always thinking about food. If you write on a full stomach, you are either thinking about sleeping OR puking. Enough said here.

 

  1. Never write about a personal experience you had unless it is EXTREEMLY funny or horrifying. Nothing else is really interesting; again…Ask me, I’ll tell you.

 

  1. Never write while you are depressed. If you do, no one will EVER read you again. Just sayin’.

 

  1. Never write when you are sleepy. If you do, you will find a story like this. Once upon a time………………………………………………………………….. nnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjklkjchhdecwdclksMcSC,m d/w.md wlejl  kwc

 

  1. Never write when you are butt naked. Sure, it feels great, BUT…Then you have to stop every 15 minutes to masturbate and you lose the coherency of the story. Again, personal experience.

 

OK… There IS no number 10 because as you have probably figured out, I AM drunk and this whole thing is a compilation of drivel. I’ll hit the sack and try again when I am sober.

Bye for now…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the Beginning

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In the beginning, there was a Light, or a Spirit, or something or other that said,”Let there be Man”, and man was to be. Next it said,”Let there be an Earth, so that man can have land to fight over, and for me to watch over as entertainment”, and there appeared a planet called Earth.

 

Then, being tired out after such a horrendous feat said, “ I shall now create evil”, and he created woman, to tempt and to twist man into a pretzel with her devilish ways.

 

Soon god grew tired of watching men and woman bitch at each other, so he created politicians for a NEW source of entertainment. This proved to be a wonderful accomplishment as the politicians lied, cheated, and seemed as if they would do ANYTHING to get what they wanted. God LOVED to watch them as they lived their lives differently each day.

 

God was always amused at how they would act to get what they wanted. Some called themselves Democrats and some called themselves Republicans, but BOTH even though they swore had their party values, would connive and deceive to secretly get what THEY wanted.

 

Meanwhile, the countries they served went to Hell in a hand basket and god laughed and laughed. God knew they were better than ever sending some slithering snake and have Eve bite an apple as an evil gesture, this was just pure gold.

 

Now, god could always do what he wanted to do and destroy the Earth in a big ball of fire. You see, God always did like shooting off missiles. So one day, when he was a little bored, god had the politicians of one country point and fire their missiles at all the other countries. There was a HUGE explosion, which wiped out ALL the population of the Earth. This time, god would create the perfect world, so he rolled up his sleeves, and said, “Let there be women, and ONLY one man”, who would act as a stud.

 

And god was happy, and the world flourished.

The End…

 

Gambling, Stripping, and Poker, Oh My

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So…OK, I realize that I should NEVER start a sentence with So, but that’s just me, I’ll do it anyway because I can. There are many things that get me going, and one of them is Poker.

Yup, I love to gamble and play Poker, When a couple of friends of mine invited me over to play Strip Poker, what could I say but I’ll be there. I put on some sexy underwear (Just in case), hopped in my car and off I went.

Cindi, Maria, and Audrey have been long time friends and poker players so I KNEW it would be a blast. We decided to play Texas Hold ‘Em, one of my favorite games.

The first hand, I got dealt a pair of nines. The game was 5 and 10 dollars to open so I started and bet 15.00. Everyone called and the river was a 6 of hearts, ace of diamonds and king of diamonds.

Cindi bet 10, and everyone else called. The next card on the river was another 9 so I bet 25. All but Cindi folded. I bet another 25 bucks and Cindi called me.

The last card for the river was a queen of hearts. I bet another 25 and Cindi called and raised another 10.00. I figured I was pretty safe with 3-9’s so I called her. DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cindi had a straight, Ace high. Off came my shoes.

The games went on until early in the morning. As it turned out, I lost, and was down to just my sexy black panties. A fun night was had BY ALL. You can guess the rest. …WINK…