A Line From Sooz

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Tonight brings me to THINKING about the Holiday season.. It’s Christmas, a time when all people are supposed to be relaxed, happy, and joyful. BS I say!!!

If we’re honest with ourselves, (I’m speaking mostly to the women here), it’s the busiest, most stressful, aggravating time of the year.

No offense guys, but, usually it’s us women who write the cards, buy all the gifts, wrap them, bake the cookies, do the cooking, and ten thousand OTHER things during this “Happy and Fun” time of the year.

Christmas is SUPPOSED to be a peaceful time, honoring the birth of Christ, NOT seeing who has the best price for Aunt Irma’s gloves. God bless all you women who get it all done and STILL have a great attitude, you ought to get a medal.

I must admit, I am NOT one of you. As much as I enjoy the holiday, it’s a time of year I go off the deep end just a little bit. DON’T get me wrong, I am NOT a raving maniac the rest of the year, just around Xmas.

I’ve been known to push and shove people in the stores, and once, I got so mad, I tipped over the store Xmas tree at a major chain store. Sure, I had had a few, “pops” before I went out, but STILL, when they say they have an item, dammit, HAVE THE ITEM.

Luckily, the judge let me off with just a huge fine, and told me never to go to that store again, I HAVEN’T. You see my point though, right? No Ho- Ho- Ho there, just a hangover the next day and a little more stress added to my Holiday fun.

Everybody, do me a favor, be a dear this Christmas. If you are married, have a significant other, or perhaps EVEN your Mom, treat them with respect, and thank the living dickens out of them for making your Christmas go off without a hitch.

Then, you can write me, and thank me for being, and writing a BITCH letter. Merry Christmas to ALL…Cheers!!!

 

Writing While Drunk

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Hi there everyone, my name is Sooz and I’m a drunk. Yup, that’s right, I guess I should say I am a recovering alcoholic, however, today, I am NOT so recovered. I am indeed drunk as a skunk.

Now, what does this mean, nothing really, you see, I used to be drunk most of the time and would sit down and write until I couldn’t see straight anymore. It’s just been a while since I’ve been drunk, so this morning, I got up, poured myself a couple of shots and then downed it with some wine. Yuuuum, what a great breakfast.

I have continued through the afternoon, so I am quite blottoed right about now. I just thought I would share that with you. God, I feel good, I think I’m going to call my cute hunky neighbor next door and see if he would like to come over for a quickie.

That’s one thing about me, when I’m sober, I have a voracious sexual appetite, but, when I’m drunk, I have an INSATIABLE sexual HUNGER. I NEED SEX and I need it NOW. Excuse me for a moment while I make that call.

I’m back, he answered and he immediately KNEW I was drunk. He said he would be over in an hour, I hope it isn’t too much longer than that as I am nearing a critical point here in my drunkenness.

So, how is everybody here doing on this WONDRFUL Saturday? Anyone else drunk today? Don’t worry folks, I will be straight as an arrow tomorrow, I just wanted to remember how I used to feel when the alcohol drifts through my system like a fast flowing river, and takes complete control of my mind and body. AMAZING!!!

I know, I shouldn’t say that being an alcoholic, but I can’t help it. Well, here’s looking at you all. I love each and every one of ya. Cheers!!!!

 

A Letter to God

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Dear Omnipotent Spirit:

It has come to my attention, the world is going to Hell in a hand basket. With all the rhetoric regarding nuclear war, the killing of innocent victims, suicide bombings, and the resurgence of war talk everywhere, I have come to You for help.

The world you created was one in which man should have worshipped you, and lived in peace and harmony forever. The only flaw as I see it was your giving us “free will”. Because we are a flawed race, it became easy for the forces of evil to seep into our nature and lead us astray.

That being said, it appears that the evil in the world has taken over, and that decent folks are doing everything they can to muddle through. While I believe that there IS some good in everyone, it appears the lines from Julius Ceasar, spoken by Marc Anthony at Ceasar’s funeral were correct: “The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones”.

I sincerely ask, with the help of your grace, the leaders of the world will realize that nuclear war is just a waste for ALL sides. No one wins. Every other option is moot. Let us put down our arms and convert them to plowshares.

Guide us, and bring us ALL back into your fold. Peace and tranquility for all, and a sharing of ALL our resources to help those who have less. Wouldn’t this be a better way to live?

Thanks for listening.

Your devoted servant,

Sooz

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sensationalized News Story

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I just finished reading an article stating someone, (Name withheld), accused George Bush SR. of grabbing her ass while at a photo shoot with him and former first lady.

The press statement released claimed that President Bush apologized “if” he caused any embarrassment to said party, and that it was NOT done to sexually harass her but as a friendly gesture.

OK, I must admit, I am getting sick to death of hearing all of this he touched who news. As a woman, let me state, I do NOT think men in power should take advantage of women JUST because they THINK they can, HOWEVER, I also hate it when they try and leverage this kind of story for a buck.

Am I saying Bill Cosby, or Harvey Weinstein didn’t assault all those women, no, what I AM saying is why wait 20 plus years to expose it? That pisses ME off. Somehow, whether it was just a harmless pat on the ass, or a full fledged assault, they should have come forward DURING the time of the alleged assault.

Here’s the rub, since our nation began, some president or another has been messing around with a mistress or five, look it up. Now, however, in the days with sensationalized news stories, when exposed, the “harmed” party can make thousands of dollars for telling THEIR side of the story REGARDLESS whether it is true or not. It’s just NOT right in MY thinking.

Am I against being sexually harassed, yes, Do I think what the “harmed” parties are doing is wrong, yes. At least accuse the blamed party right after the harassment happens as opposed to waiting, and then ruin a man’s reputation regardless if he is guilty or innocent.

Remember, here in America, a party is INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty. That’s all I am saying. Just MY thoughts. Let me hear from YOU.

Soapbox Sooz

 

 

The Fable of Thoughts.com

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Once upon a time, a long time ago, (Well, it wasn’t really THAT long ago), there was a man named Ben Ogden. Ben was born cute, and with a silver spoon stuck in his mouth. Luckily, a nearby dentist was able to remove it so that Ben, a well liked rich kid, could go about, become even wealthier, and go on to create his own free website.

The site he created was born out of a “One Love Philosophy”, this meant that everyone would be kind and loving towards each other, and that they would all be free to print whatever they wanted.

This worked well for a while until the TROLLS came. Mean and ugly, these trolls would work their magic to disrupt all the good conversations that were going on in Thoughts land.

Ben, being a benevolent god, raised his powerful hand and behold, T2 came into being, and it was good…Once again, order was restored and we all went along our happy ways.

Then, one day, Ben decided to create a NEW Thoughts, one with awesome imagery, quick response time, and all the bells and whistles you could possibly think of. The writers were skeptical, yet, with their knowledge of T2 and the ease it was to use, they bellied up to the bar, got good and drunk, and let Ben once again have his way.

Alas, this was to be the beginning of the end. Ben went on god hiatus, which is a playground for only the richest of gods, and left the new Thoughts.com floundering. Flounder it did as pictures wouldn’t load, message systems went haywire, and once again the trolls returned with a vengeance.

The old Thoughts.com was gone and the new one went on and off line like an electrical panel.Woe was everyone as the “One Love Philosophy” died, and was replaced with constant bickering and turmoil.

Once again, after a long time at play, Ben returned with a vengeance, and he swore that he would fix the current mess…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems the more he fixed it, the more it faltered. Once again, “the “Woe is me” attitude returned.

People started to leave for the comfort of other sites. After enough good writers left, Ben once again raised his powerful right hand and created a completely new site called Thinkr.xyz.something or other…Whatever…

I had had enough. I picked up my tablet and headed off for greener pastures. Ben…This morale is for you…

“If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix it.”

Just sayin!!!!!!

Sooz

Bank Robber Runs Naked Through Streets

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A bank Robber who robbed a Regent Bank in Ft. Lauderdale today was seen running down several blocks totally naked. A dye pack an employee stashed in the stolen money exploded, and the man quickly discarded his clothes as not to be mistaken for a Pink Smurf.

Several passers by exclaimed that, “There really wasn’t much to LOOK at”, as the man dropped 100 and 50 dollar bills out of his ass as he ran. After his capture, he was asked,” Why he did it”, he said, “ He thought it would be a funny way to start his comedy career.” Authorities agreed unfortunately, it will be…15-20 years from now.

The Take Away:

Just a thought from the peanut gallery, next time, use a getaway car. Hopefully, you are a DAMN FUNNY guy now that you are going to prison. You will NEED all the laughs you can get.

 

My Reading at Lily Dale

 

I read an article yesterday about a reporter who had visited the spiritual community of Lily Dale. She had gotten a Psychic reading and was totally flabbergasted by the results. Now let me say this; I have NEVER believed in Psychic readings, by that mambo jumbo as I call it, however, a year ago, I was in and around this area so I thought I would stop in and see if I could fool them.

First off, I thought it would just be amusing, and secondly, I had read that it is a beautiful and very friendly community so I decided to check it out.

The community is located in the Western New York area, and has a population of around 275 people who dedicate their lives to the betterment of society by helping others around them.

The community has many mediums, spiritualists, and folks dedicated to help others through their readings. Knowing that I wanted to “test their powers”, I didn’t call ahead so they could check me out through the internet.

Many homes there have open readings so I found one with an open sign and went inside. The woman who greeted me was a warm and friendly woman about 35, and when I asked for a reading, she immediately agreed.

My intent was to basically say nothing and let THEM do the talking with me nodding yes or no. Right away, she started with. “ You have just lost someone you love  recently”. I thought, “who hasn’t”. Let me just say here that it WAS true, though, my aunt Carol had just passed and I loved her very much.

A tear came to my eye as she spoke about this and then she said, “ your aunt Carol is here beside you and is saying to be careful, you are on a dangerous path like your mother and will come into hard times unless you change”.

Next, she said my mother was in the room and was saying that she apologized to me for the way she had treated me as a child. Well, I lost it, I started to sob. The psychic said that she was always with me as was my aunt Carol, and to turn to them for strength.

Then, the most amazing thing happened, she said my dad was present. He was telling me to be strong, live the straight and narrow lifestyle,, and to follow his lead in life. He said his reward was well worth his efforts.

At that point she said they had left, I was left drained, sad, and amazed. I had said NOTHING, and yet, she had told me my whole life story. How COULD she have known all of this? I was flabbergasted.

I will say this, if you are ever in upstate NY, go to Lily Dale, stop in, and have a reading. It changed one MAJOR skeptic into a sobbing mess of jelly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read an article yesterday about a reporter who had visited the spiritual community of Lily Dale. She had gotten a Psychic reading and was totally flabbergasted by the results. Now let me say this; I have NEVER believed in Psychic readings, by that mumbo jumbo as I call it, however, three years ago, I was in and around this area so I thought I would stop in and see if I could fool them.

First off, I thought it would just be amusing, and secondly, I had read that it is a beautiful and very friendly community so I decided to check it out. The community located in the Western New York area, has a population of around 275 people, who dedicate their lives to the betterment of society by helping others around them.

The community has many mediums, spiritualists, and folks dedicated to help others through their readings. Knowing that I wanted to “test their powers”, I didn’t call ahead so they could check me out through the social media.

Many homes open readings so I found one with an open sign and went inside. The woman who greeted me was a warm and friendly woman about 35, and when I asked for a reading, she immediately agreed.

My intent was to basically say nothing and let THEM do the talking with me nodding yes or no. Right away, she started with. “ You have just lost someone you love  recently”. I thought right away, “who hasn’t”. Let me just say here that it WAS true, though, my aunt Carol had just passed and I loved her very much.

A tear came to my eye as she spoke about this and then she said, “ your aunt Carol is here beside you and is saying to be careful, you are on a dangerous pass like your mother and will come into hard times unless you change”.

Next, she said my mother was in the room and was saying that she apologized to me for the way she had treated me as a child. Well, I lost it, I started to sob. The psychic said that she was always with me as was my aunt carol, and to turn to them for strength.

Then, the most amazing thing happened, she said my dad was present and he was telling me to be strong, live the straight and narrow, and to follow his lead in life. He said his reward was well worth his efforts.

At that point she said they had left, I was left drained, sad, and amazed. I had said NOTHING, and yet, she had told me my whole life story. How COULD she have known all of this? I was flabbergasted.

I will say this, if you are ever in upstate NY, go to Lily Dale, stop in, and have a reading. It changed one MAJOR skeptic into a sobbing mess of jelly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sooz Update

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Hi everybody. Just wanted to check in and say that my condition is improving every day. Can’t keep a good girl down, (Unless I NEED to be down Under someone). Yup, I must be getting better, sex is back on my mind.

Speaking of sex, I must say that there is a REAL cute nurse here who has been taking “extra” good care of me. I DO love those slow and sexy sponge baths, especially in those “Hard to get at” areas.

She may very well be my next conquest, when I am able. Anyway, for now, I am limited to chess and video games. Never thought I would become an addict, but the new Final Fantasy game is hard not to keep playing. God, I’m a gamer, hehehehehehe.

If I’m honest, I am going crazy here doing basically nothing. Two more weeks of this monotony and I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can’t wait. I am definitely a type A personality and I NEED to be doing something at all times.

Don’t get me wrong, reading about 60 books and playing chess is OK, but I NEED to be constantly moving and shaking, (Usually my ass). Oh come on, it WAS funny, Laugh dammit.

I MAY also be getting horny again, three times I’ve already masturbated today. Ya see, some things NEVER change, thank goodness. Well, gotta go, it’s time for my fencing lesson…Just kidding, my chess table is set up and Victoria is going to attempt to beat me…Fat Chance.

Bye for now, and love to all.

 

Update From Sooz

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Hi there. For those you who read me, you have probably realized  I have not been on here in quite a while. Quick update, I broke up with the woman in France who I believed may have been a potential mate. The problem was, she drank a lot and brought me back in a bad situation.

I needed to decide what was best for ME, so, I broke up with her and went back into rehab. Hopefully, the second time will be the charm. Unfortunately, while in rehab, I had a massive heart attack which led to quad bypass surgery.

Currently, I am at home with many people attending to my every need. Hey, I could get used to this treatment. Seriously though, I am recovering and just haven’t felt like doing ANYTHING except lay around. Hell, I don’t even wanna have sex right now, go figure THAT one.

I just figured that I owed an explanation to my friends who have always been so thoughtful and helpful to me. Oh, Rebecca, I am SORRY, (Lo Siento) for not wishing you a Happy Birthday. I hope you were not angry with me and will understand why.

Anyway, my Dr’s have said that I will make a full recovery, but drinking is NEVER again in the cards. Just as well as it never did me any good except get me in trouble anyway.

Hope everyone has been doing well and I look forward to getting back into writing again. God Bless you all…

Love,

Sooz

A Line from Sooz

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Many of you know that I have been seeing a woman from France, you ALSO know that I am a recovering alcoholic, (Or drunk as I don’t attend meetings), here’s the thing, my recovery as slipped due to her.

Do I want to be a drunk for the rest of my life, no, do I want to continue seeing this woman who I am developing feelings for, yes, I am so confused right now. You see, as I write this I am PISSED. For those who don’t understand Gahlic, I’m drunk.

As always, it started with one drink of wine, then another and so on, now, I look forward to getting drunk with Bella and having incredible sex. You see, she is the only one I have found, who ALSO has a compatible sex drive like mine.

The more I drink, the more I want to drink, as it makes me feel Veeerrry Seeexxxxy, Meowwwwww…Bella loves to drink and get pissed, so do I but then I don’t want to LIVE the drunkard lifestyle anymore. I have taken a long time trying to get OVER this addiction and yet, it keeps pulling me back in.

I am at a crossroads here, I am falling in love with this woman, but, I realize that her habits are very bad for my sobriety. What to do, what to do? Perhaps I should Just Ask Sooz and see what SHE says, hehehehehehe.

If anyone has any thoughts on this that could help, please feel free to dish it out. I could really use the voice of reason right about now. God, it has taken me 3 times to write this….Hehehehehehehe.

Time to masturbate, MUAH to ALL!!!!!