Drunken Strip Poker

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3:00 PM just woke up from my drunken sleep and I am ready to party. After all, it IS Friday night and a body has to do what a body has to do, right? Dot and I have downed our second martinis and have decided to play strip poker.

I just LOVE strip poker, especially while drinking; it gives the game a whole new side. I am a jacks or better kinda gal, no mamby pamby type of poker for me. I get crazy when someone wants to play with deuces and, the man with the axe as wilds…YUCK!!! 

Now, in MY game, you take off a piece of clothing for each hand you lose, but, the winner gets to have ANY kind of sex they want. Any thoughts on what kind I like? If you guessed S&M, you would be right.

Usually, IF Dot wins, she likes to play the DOM and make me do whatever she wants. I must admit, I also like THIS type, so really, it doesn’t matter WHO loses or wins. OK, let me tell the truth, there is NO kind of sex I DON’T like. Generally, we are both drunk as skunks and the winner is usually the one who can stay AWAKE the longest. Hahahaha.

First hand, I had a pair of queens so I opened. Usually we play 5 and 10 dollar poker so no one gets burned too badly. Dot raised me, I drew 3 cards and she drew two. Now, I had 2 queens and a side ace so I figured I was pretty good.

She rose again; I called her and DAMMET if she didn’t have 3 tens. Off came my slippers. I downed another martini and poured Dot one also. Already, I was starting to feel the martinis make me feel all warm and tingly inside.,

I just love our Friday night game nights, no one really loses, well, except for our sobriety and our preferred sexual preferences, wink!!! I’ll let you know who wins in another blog.

For now, I raise my glass to all of you and wish you a great weekend.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

Hands, the Symphony of Love

 

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Soft yet sensual,

Smooth fingers that bend, and caress.

The arousing sensation created by your hands,

Moving slowly around my breast, and heightening the tension within.

 

Two fingers encircle my mound as you gently touch my pleasure zone.

Around and around go your fingers,

Deeper and deeper I fall within your power.

Touch me, caress me, pleasure me.

 

I crave you as you place your fingers within.

Up and down you slide, in and out.

Your digits are like magic as you play me like an instrument,

You are my conductor, I am your student.

 

Louder and louder becomes my voice,

Touch me, caress me, please me.

Then, with a crescendo, I am quiet once again.

The symphony has ended.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drink Drank Drunk

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Today is Friday, thank God for Friday’s ,RIGHT? I must admit, I have been drinking  since 7AM, I have already taken my drunken nap, and now, I am back to getting my drink on again.

My girlfriend Dot is here and has already started without me so she is already 3 sheets to the wind. I look at her and my body starts to get wet, she is such a lovely site with boobs and ass to match.

What a night we had last night, drinking till 2AM, playfully touching and sucking each other all over, and then orgasaming until dawn. WOW! What a night.

Tonight she agreed to play me in Scrabble, one of my favorites. Usually it starts out harmless enough, but, as the night goes on, the words get a lot more salacious and then the giggling starts, and then “YOU KNOW WHAT” happens. Shhhhhhhh!!!

She has been with me now for a while, and I grow to love her a little more each day. One thing I like about Dot, well, she is a drunk like me, but, she also enjoys making love with my friends when they come over for a party. It’s really hard to find someone as sexually motivated as I am.

Am I talking too much here? I have started drinking a little faster than usual so I can catch up with Dot. Both of us have a large tolerance for alcohol so it just kind of HITS us all at once, then, ll HELL breaks loose.

Anyway, I felt kind of chatty so I thought I would take to the keyboard. Dot says hi to all my friends, AND invites you to our sleepover party next Saturday. I guess that’s all I have to say for now so much love to all…Literally!!!

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday to Me

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I’m Drunk!!! You may ask, “What’s so different about that, you ARE an alcoholic”? Well, I’ll tell you, today is the Ides of March, which ALSO happens to be my birthday.

I woke up this morning and Dot gave me my birthday present, a case of my favorite Merlot wine and a birthday cake. Dot and I have already each put away 3+ bottles of wine, and for another present, she made me get naked, took cake and spread it all over both boobs, and my pussy, then began eating it.

I must have cum at least 4 times…WOW!!! What a great gift. I am just so happy and in love with EVERYONE right now, I just had to share it. Here is to me turning 40 something and celebrating it with the love of my life.

I love you all and be happy and enjoy life to the best you can.

MUAH!!!

Until Later!!!

 

The Breasts and All Their Glory

These are breasts…

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For those of you who may NOT already know, all women have these lovely adornments. I call them adornments because, hey, let’s be honest, they are wonders to adore.

There are big ones, small ones, and even those that are just perfect. Personally, I love them all, but, if I had to choose, I like the smaller ones better. Nothing over a nice handful of fleshy soft bosom that sends me into a tither.

Yup, I have always LOVED breasts, even mine. I’m a breast girl, always have been. There’s nothin’ like the nice soft feel of a breast or two after a hard day of drinkin’, or whatever other work you may do.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I am ALSO in favor of a nice hard ass, one you can just bounce a quarter off of. Ladies, I get it, I too, am attracted to a nice man’s butt. I can just picture me dancin’ right now holdin’ on a squeezing a nice man’s ass.

Now let’s talk about me…(SMILE)… My boobs are very sensitive. Hell you can just blow on them the right way and I’ll get wetter than a hurricane. Other women you can bite on their nipples till the cows come home and they love it.

Why this topic??? I don’t know, I guess I was just thinkin’ of givin’ mine a feel when I started writing this. The “point” is, (Joke intended), they are here to be felt so get in there, start softly feelin’ ‘em or suck them till your hearts content, we won’t mind, I promise.

Love to all Sooz

 

 

 

 

Sensuality

Breasts

Luscious, salacious lips,

Slightly brushing tender erogenous nether regions.

Quiet moaning, erupting from a darkened arena.

Inhaling and exhaling, faster and faster at uneven paces.

 

Sounds of pleasure scream out from a quiet night.

Yessss, Oh Yessss, Ummmmm, Ahhhhhhh, YESSSSSS!!!!

Take me…Fuck me…Ohhhh… as the moaning becomes deafening.

Backs full of sweat with passions fire rising higher and higher.

 

Screaming out…FUCK ME!!!  I’m Cumming…

Then, a scream fills a once silent room…

Breasts lie silently against pressed flesh,

And all is a quiet, as sexual peace is once again restored to, a satisfied partner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is Showing Your Tits a BAD Thing

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How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a bar, you meet a woman you like, and after a few drinks she goes to the restroom and returns with her bra and HANDS it to you?

I only ask because this has happened several times to me. What’s a girl or guy supposed to think? Well, for ME, it means that he or she wants to see and play with your tits.

I realize that here in the US,  everyone’s a little uptight, and is usually unwilling to expose themselves in public. In Europe, however, I would lift up my shirt and give this guy or gal a little taste of what is to come, especially if I am a little shitfaced.

Is that such a BAD thing…? I don’t think so. Let’s be honest here people, men WANT women, and vice versa. What is the harm in giving your prospective sex partner a little taste of the merchandise?

Maybe you think I am too much of a free thinker, maybe you think I’m a slut, hey, think what you want, but don’t judge anyone for behaving like normal horny Human Beings.

I don’t think that society should put labels on us. I say, act according on how you feel, THAT way, it will never be a BAD thing, Just MY opinion.

Until Later…

 

 

Drunk Sex With Girlfriend

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I love to drink, I love sex, but what I REALLY love to do is have drunken sex. It’s such a wonderful experience that I looked forward to having one of my girlfriends over, getting drunk with her, and then having HOT MONKEY SEX.

The other night that happened. My girlfriend and I went to our local hangout, got drunk together and went back to my place. To say that she was hotter than fire is an understatement, she kissed me, took my hand, and after unbuttoning her pants, she took my hand and placed it on her hot molten mound.

“Feel my breasts,” she slurred as I cupped one,  while gently kissing and sucking her other one. At that point she started moaning as did I, as her lips began to caress MY mounds.

“Put your fingers inside me and kiss my inner thighs,” she moaned, as I started to slowly lick her boiling pussy. Now we were BOTH moaning as she stroked my luscious mound of heat, and placed her finger in my ass.

“Oh my God,” I shouted as she moved her fingers around me like magic. “Don’t stop I shouted,” as she took me higher and higher than the effects of the alcohol ever could. My lips found her boiling flow of sex juice, and my tongue slid in and out of her like a girl sucking a lollipop.

“OH MY GOD,” she shouted as she arched her back and came in my mouth. I yelled out, FUCK ME, FUCK ME”, while she licked me up and down and around my molten drunk clit. No longer could I stand it, I too arched and spilled MY load into her waiting mouth.

We laid there in ecstasy in our hazed condition, staring into each other’s blurred eyes. “I love you,” she said, as I repeated back to her, “Right back at ya baby.” We huddled together in the spoon position as our drunken naked bodies drifted off into a deep sleep.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

Wednesday’s Drunk Tales

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I woke up today, hungover, and ready to do it all over again. I know what you’re saying, “Poor little rich girl…Awwww” but hey, I’m bored and I like to drink. What better way to relieve a hangover than with a few quick shots of vodka and wine.

I decided I would get good and shit faced, and then see how long it would take me to put on my make-up. I’m already om my fourth vodka mixed with wine, and I am starting to feel pretty good. My hangover is just about gone, and I am feeling as frisky as well, a drunk woman in need.

In case you were wondering, my day starts early. I was up and drinking at 6:45 AM, and to keep you updated, I’m now starting my fifth wine and shot of vodka.

I like to drink while wearing only my bra and panties. It gives me that feeling wild and wholly feeling, like I am a panther stalking her prey. For those of you who may be wondering, I am wearing a pink lace bra with a matching pink thong. I REALLY need to be fucked.

Sorry, I just stepped away for a moment while I let my fingers do the walking. Well, that, and a great vibrator…Wink!!! Anyway, I am really starting to feel the alcohol now. Each sip is heavenly, and slides down my gullet like a snake eating a mouse. God, I love being drunk. Number six is going down.

One more shot and I am gonna try the makeup thingy. It’s kinda funny because I just looked in the mirror and I see myself with glazed and half open eyes, and then, I notice my tits, they look MAHHVELOUS!!!!!

Moving on, base, foundation, sealer, rouge and mascara, some eye shadow and a nice gentle pink lipstick with some gloss. Holy SHIT, this took me 45 min. Sure, I look like a gorgeous drunk, ( with GREAT tits), but NOW, I’m so drunk, and I need a nap.  Shit, gotta go, feel free to take advantage of me, my legs will be spread and waiting. Until Later…