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Dear Sooz:

My husband is in the Navy and is currently deployed to the Mediterranean. We always have a great sex life when he is here, however, I am getting as horny as a dog in heat.

My next door neighbor’s husband is beginning to look awful sexy to me lately. He comes out in the morning with very tight fitting shorts which pretty much shows everything.

He always says hello and sometimes we will talk. Is it wrong to covet my neighbor’s husband? I really need some action.

Horny Toad


Dear Horny Toad:

Wait…HOW tight WERE his shorts? Can you see his ass really well? Oh, never mind, back to the moment at hand Sooz. The correct and moral answer is, keep your cotton pickin’ hands off your neighbor’s husband’s shorts.

Remember those vows that you took when you were married, till death do us part? There are ALWAYS Dildos and Vibrators to help hold you over. Honor those vows, and screw the life out of your husband when he returns…Good luck…





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Dear Sooz:

I have an unusual problem to deal with. I am a 24 year old Navy wife whose husband is currently deployed. My next door neighbor is a 30 something man whose wife is in the Army, and also deployed.

Here is the problem, from a good natured thought, I decided to invite him over for dinner one night. We ate dinner, discussed our spouses, and then things went haywire.

We were sitting with a bottle of wine or two, just talking, when he began to get “frisky”. I must admit, I was loaded and didn’t really know what I was doing, and eventually we ended up going to bed together.

The next day, I was filled with remorse and guilt. Should I tell my husband about this, explain the circumstances and hope for the best, or should I keep my mouth shut and pray that the neighbor never talks and moves on?

Embarrassed Wife


Dear Embarrassed Wife:

While I am NO way a moral compass, if it was me, I would keep quiet and move on about your lives. Obviously this was alcohol fueled, and as such, a MISTAKE. Realize that you are only Human, but understand your mistake and own it.

Nothing ever good comes from blabbing about your mistakes. Hopefully HE understands this also, if he does, everything should work itself out. Keep your pie hole shut and things should be OK. “Just Don’t Do It Again!!!”