Dear Diary

Monday, July 6^th. 2020

Dear Diary:

I am sad today. I awoke to a huge hangover and a blackout from last night. Sometimes I wish I was just a regular person who didn’t rely on alcohol to stimulate my daily existence. Today I feel alone, like a person sitting alone on a block of ice in a never ending ocean, floating effortlessly to a never ending destination.

 Life seems to be a repetitive circle of ongoing activities. I get up with a hangover, out drink it, and then, drink until the sensation of inebriation develops my soul. Usually I will have sex, drink some more and then fall off into a drunken hazy sleep. Once awake , I repeat the process. Is there nothing I can do to end this cycle?

Yes, I know, go back to rehab. I am just too weak to revisit that ugly cycle of shakiness,while constantly being sick. I have tried it twice now, and the longest it took hold was for about six weeks. Drinking just seems to fulfil me. I realize that this is just my mind conjuring this fallacy, but for now, it seems to be all I know. Remember, I have been an alcoholic since I was about thirteen. Wow!!! Thirteen…

Someday, maybe I can summon the courage to go back to rehab. and give it another try. In the meantime, I guess I will be stuck in this never ending sea of addiction. For those of you who have overcome this addicting behavior, I give you credit, as for me, I guess I will wallow in my feelings of self-doubt and destruction a little longer as I take another shot of vodka and drink a beer. Thanks for letting me share my feelings Diary.

Until Later…

 

Cheers, I Raise a Glass to All

Hi everyone. Well, here it is 9:30 am on the Fourth of July and guess who is already pissed? If you guessed me, you would be right, but, so is Dot (my partner). We’ve been up for quite a while celebrating our Nations independence.

I must say, being drunk this early is both exhilarating but also unusual. Dot asked me what we were gonna do for the rest of the day?  I explained we would sleep off THIS drunk, wake up, and start all over again. She laughed and said, “Sounds like a great idea.”

She is so funny, and so loaded, her lips and tongue are already all over my boobs, while her hand strokes my pussy. If she keeps this up, I will have no choice other than to stop typing, and let her bring me to my OWN Fourth of July fireworks explosion.

Hope you are all having a great holiday; I miss you all, and hope to hear all about YOUR celebrations. Gotta go for now, I am being summoned.

Until Later…

 

 

 

Does Being a Drunk Make me a Bad Person

 

 

Dear Diary:

Sometimes after I wake up with a huge hangover, I wonder why I drink. The answer is really unclear. I have been an alcoholic since I have been in my 20’s, and I wonder if this makes me a bad person.

At times, I feel like it does, and then other times I feel like it doesn’t. I guess the presumption is IF I even have these feelings, then maybe I AM a bad person. Like anyone, I have done things that I am not proud of doing. Usually, I have been under the influence when I did them. OK, I was drunk.

Funny enough, my therapist says that I THINK too much and that I shouldn’t worry about such things. She reminds me that I do donate my time and money to others, so, I should feel good about myself. She DOES however tell me that I am young and should STOP drinking.

While I realize that she is right, I just don’t WANT to. Dot and I have the best time getting drunk together. Anyway, I am straying from the point, am I a bad person because I am a drunk?

I think what I will do is have a few more Vodka and Cranberry’s and ponder this a bit further. Perhaps being drunk will help add perspective to my quandary. Please feel free to jump in and offer your opinion if you have one. I would love to hear someone else’s thoughts concerning my dilemma. Stay safe and wash your hands till they bleed.

Until Later

 

 

 

 

 

 

                       

 

 

 

 

 

 

To All With Cabin Fever

First, let’s define cabin fever. Cabin fever is listlessness, irritability, and similar symptoms resulting from long periods of isolation or being confined to an indoor area for long periods of time. Does this sound familiar?

If you, like others around the globe are experiencing this phenomenon, permit me to give you some suggestions on how to cope with this pressing situation. Please Note: These are ONLY suggestions and NOT CDC approved.

• Play games either with your family or on the internet with other “normal” folks.

 

• Start drinking if you need a little pick me up, pretty soon ALL your troubles disappear. Caveat here: This may also erase your day to day memory.

 

• Read a good book-preferably an erotic story which will excite you.

 

• Take care of these erotic needs as often as you need. This will relax you.

• Work you ass off around your home doing spring cleaning. This is MUCH easier in conjunction with point #2.
  

• Dance around your home naked. This is a fun way to uplift your spirits AND will entice you to become erotic.

 

Hopefully, you’ll feel MUCH better and have a good time while we are imprisoned within our homes. I am with you all, and I sincerely hope as you do that this virus will be eradicated.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

No worse for the Wear

 

Friends, colleagues, and readers, it has been a while since I have written anything because once again I have been in the hospital. Something was messed up with my liver bile ducts or something, go figure…

They put me under and did some kind of “procedure” (probably diddled me), and said I would feel like a new woman…BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! The only thing that I feel is a big empty spot in my tummy. UGH!!! I hope this feeling goes away. The Dr.’s told me I couldn’t drink for a week and guess what, today my week is over. I am actually writing this while inebriated. Ahhhhhhhhh…

So, how has everybody been doing? I missed all of you while I was away “recuperating”. I must have seen about 30 Dr.’s while I was in the hospital. It seems like each Dr. has an assistant, and then each assistant has an assistant, man; no WONDER hospital stays are so expensive.

Dot has been taking good care of me, preparing my meals, cleaning the house etc. It has been a nice change for someone else to pick up the slack for a while. Although, there were two things that I really missed:

1. Drinking
2. Sex

I must admit, I couldn’t stand going without sex so I cheated, I HAD to masturbate and WHAT an orgasm IT was. I just couldn’t help it but it seems I am none the worse for wear.

Pretty much back to my original self again and should be writing more soon. I just wanted to catch everybody up to date on my situation. I miss you all and hopefully will be speaking to you soon.

All my love…

Until later…

 

Drunken Strip Poker

3:00 PM just woke up from my drunken sleep and I am ready to party. After all, it IS Friday night and a body has to do what a body has to do, right? Dot and I have downed our second martinis and have decided to play strip poker.

I just LOVE strip poker, especially while drinking; it gives the game a whole new side. I am a jacks or better kinda gal, no mamby pamby type of poker for me. I get crazy when someone wants to play with deuces and, the man with the axe as wilds…YUCK!!! 

Now, in MY game, you take off a piece of clothing for each hand you lose, but, the winner gets to have ANY kind of sex they want. Any thoughts on what kind I like? If you guessed S&M, you would be right.

Usually, IF Dot wins, she likes to play the DOM and make me do whatever she wants. I must admit, I also like THIS type, so really, it doesn’t matter WHO loses or wins. OK, let me tell the truth, there is NO kind of sex I DON’T like. Generally, we are both drunk as skunks and the winner is usually the one who can stay AWAKE the longest. Hahahaha.

First hand, I had a pair of queens so I opened. Usually we play 5 and 10 dollar poker so no one gets burned too badly. Dot raised me, I drew 3 cards and she drew two. Now, I had 2 queens and a side ace so I figured I was pretty good.

She rose again; I called her and DAMMET if she didn’t have 3 tens. Off came my slippers. I downed another martini and poured Dot one also. Already, I was starting to feel the martinis make me feel all warm and tingly inside.,

I just love our Friday night game nights, no one really loses, well, except for our sobriety and our preferred sexual preferences, wink!!! I’ll let you know who wins in another blog.

For now, I raise my glass to all of you and wish you a great weekend.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

Sooz’s Thoughts

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning. J

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning.  🙂

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt. This way, EVERYBODY is covered legally.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

Getting Drunk Video

 

 

Hi everyone… I have been thinking about filming a drunk video filmed by Dot. I have seen quite a few on YOUTube and thought they were pretty funny. What do you think?

I have been told that I get quite giddy and also VERY sexy. I thought I might film it when Dot and I are both first up and STILL sober, that way, I could begin from drink one until I exhibit signs of being intoxicated.  So, what are YOUR thoughts?

I would probably do it on a Friday when I am HOT, and ready to go do something crazy. Well, it was just an idea. Let me know if you would enjoy that.

Until Later…

Drink Drank Drunk

Today is Friday, thank God for Friday’s ,RIGHT? I must admit, I have been drinking  since 7AM, I have already taken my drunken nap, and now, I am back to getting my drink on again.

My girlfriend Dot is here and has already started without me so she is already 3 sheets to the wind. I look at her and my body starts to get wet, she is such a lovely site with boobs and ass to match.

What a night we had last night, drinking till 2AM, playfully touching and sucking each other all over, and then orgasaming until dawn. WOW! What a night.

Tonight she agreed to play me in Scrabble, one of my favorites. Usually it starts out harmless enough, but, as the night goes on, the words get a lot more salacious and then the giggling starts, and then “YOU KNOW WHAT” happens. Shhhhhhhh!!!

She has been with me now for a while, and I grow to love her a little more each day. One thing I like about Dot, well, she is a drunk like me, but, she also enjoys making love with my friends when they come over for a party. It’s really hard to find someone as sexually motivated as I am.

Am I talking too much here? I have started drinking a little faster than usual so I can catch up with Dot. Both of us have a large tolerance for alcohol so it just kind of HITS us all at once, then, ll HELL breaks loose.

Anyway, I felt kind of chatty so I thought I would take to the keyboard. Dot says hi to all my friends, AND invites you to our sleepover party next Saturday. I guess that’s all I have to say for now so much love to all…Literally!!!

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy St. Payyt’s Day

 I want to wish a Happy St. Patty’s Day to all my fellow Irishmen and imbibers. I am dancin’ and drinkin’ the day away with lots of green beer and of course, corn beef and cabbage.

And in case you were wondering, Dot and I are both wasted and we are kissin’ everybody we see. If you would like to kiss us, send us a kiss, and we will return the same.

God Bless every one…Cheers and PSRTY ON!!!

Muah…