Sooz’s Thoughts

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning. J

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning.  🙂

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt. This way, EVERYBODY is covered legally.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

Getting Drunk Video

 

 

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Hi everyone… I have been thinking about filming a drunk video filmed by Dot. I have seen quite a few on YOUTube and thought they were pretty funny. What do you think?

I have been told that I get quite giddy and also VERY sexy. I thought I might film it when Dot and I are both first up and STILL sober, that way, I could begin from drink one until I exhibit signs of being intoxicated.  So, what are YOUR thoughts?

I would probably do it on a Friday when I am HOT, and ready to go do something crazy. Well, it was just an idea. Let me know if you would enjoy that.

Until Later…

Drink Drank Drunk

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Today is Friday, thank God for Friday’s ,RIGHT? I must admit, I have been drinking  since 7AM, I have already taken my drunken nap, and now, I am back to getting my drink on again.

My girlfriend Dot is here and has already started without me so she is already 3 sheets to the wind. I look at her and my body starts to get wet, she is such a lovely site with boobs and ass to match.

What a night we had last night, drinking till 2AM, playfully touching and sucking each other all over, and then orgasaming until dawn. WOW! What a night.

Tonight she agreed to play me in Scrabble, one of my favorites. Usually it starts out harmless enough, but, as the night goes on, the words get a lot more salacious and then the giggling starts, and then “YOU KNOW WHAT” happens. Shhhhhhhh!!!

She has been with me now for a while, and I grow to love her a little more each day. One thing I like about Dot, well, she is a drunk like me, but, she also enjoys making love with my friends when they come over for a party. It’s really hard to find someone as sexually motivated as I am.

Am I talking too much here? I have started drinking a little faster than usual so I can catch up with Dot. Both of us have a large tolerance for alcohol so it just kind of HITS us all at once, then, ll HELL breaks loose.

Anyway, I felt kind of chatty so I thought I would take to the keyboard. Dot says hi to all my friends, AND invites you to our sleepover party next Saturday. I guess that’s all I have to say for now so much love to all…Literally!!!

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy St. Payyt’s Day

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 I want to wish a Happy St. Patty’s Day to all my fellow Irishmen and imbibers. I am dancin’ and drinkin’ the day away with lots of green beer and of course, corn beef and cabbage.

And in case you were wondering, Dot and I are both wasted and we are kissin’ everybody we see. If you would like to kiss us, send us a kiss, and we will return the same.

God Bless every one…Cheers and PSRTY ON!!!

Muah…

 

Happy Birthday to Me

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I’m Drunk!!! You may ask, “What’s so different about that, you ARE an alcoholic”? Well, I’ll tell you, today is the Ides of March, which ALSO happens to be my birthday.

I woke up this morning and Dot gave me my birthday present, a case of my favorite Merlot wine and a birthday cake. Dot and I have already each put away 3+ bottles of wine, and for another present, she made me get naked, took cake and spread it all over both boobs, and my pussy, then began eating it.

I must have cum at least 4 times…WOW!!! What a great gift. I am just so happy and in love with EVERYONE right now, I just had to share it. Here is to me turning 40 something and celebrating it with the love of my life.

I love you all and be happy and enjoy life to the best you can.

MUAH!!!

Until Later!!!

 

Forgiveness

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I sit before you broken and drunk,

A pain within my soul cries out into the night,

Have I nothing of value left?

Hear my cry; all I ask of you is forgiveness.

 

Touch my soul, offer me recompense,

And guide me along the path of righteousness.

For this is what I seek,

The journey of drunkenness no longer sustains me.

 

Strengthen my resolve; Guide me within your light,

And let me follow the path towards everlasting light.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A New Friend and Drunken Lover

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Today as usual, I woke up with a huge hangover. What I normally do is to just take a drink from the hair of the dog and continue on from there. Today, however, I needed to go out. I took another drink, called my driver and had him drop me at the local neighborhood bar.

Normally, I don’t do this for two reasons:

  1. I don’t like everybody knowing that I’m an alcoholic
  2. At 9:00 AM I am not that sociable

I took my seat at the end of the bar, ordered a vodka martini, and started to watch TV. I noticed there was a pretty blond woman who looked to be in her mid-30’s sitting two stools down from mine, and she too was ordering martinis.

I moved over by her, ordered her a drink and we exchanged names. Her name was Dot, she said as we pretty much downed our drinks. I asked her what such a pretty young woman was doing in a bar at 9:00 AM and she said, “I could ask YOU the same question.”

We hit it off right away as she started telling me her story as to WHY she was sitting on a bar stool so early. She told me she was married once when young no kids, and that her husband, the love of her life cheated on her.

They divorced, and she took to alcohol as a stress reliever. She had started slow, and then started drinking earlier and earlier to numb the pain. Today, she said in a slightly slurred voice, she was a full blown alcoholic just like me.

About the 4th. Martini down, she looked at me with drunken eyelids, moved closer to me and placed her hand down inside the back of my jeans.

I was already half in the bag at this time, so I bought her a double martini and I too order one, and on went our conversation. She said she is usually here every morning drowning her sorrows.

Now, three sheets to the wind, I asked her if she ever thought about taking a woman as a sex partner, now drunk, she said yes. Two martini’s later, we were both wasted. I had the bartender call my driver and I asked Dot if she would like to go home with me.

Putting her arm around my shoulder, she leaned in and kissed me. I took that as a yes. My driver helped us both in my front door, and we immediately staggered to the bedroom. Off came her clothes, as did mine, and what a beautiful body she had.

Firm, round, yet perky tits, legs that wouldn’t quit, and a kiss that was wet and tasted like gin. I felt her pussy and it was dripping wet, just like mine. She put two fingers into my nether region which made me quiver and get wetter still.

I love a woman’s tits, so I caressed them and sucked them plentiful. She moaned and shouted out drunkenly, FUCK ME SOOZ!!! Kissing her all the way down her gorgeous body, I stopped at her mound. Slowly, I licked around the outside of her clit as she begged me to “finish her off”.

I put, my finger in her wet ass while I licked her to one of the best orgasms I have ever seen. She squirted as she came, and I got a mouthful.

Then, once relaxed, she came down to MY HOTSPOT, and liked me until I came so hard I squirted too.

We both fell into a drunken sleep. In the morning, I made 4 pitchers of martinis, two with gin, and two with vodka. I asked her if she would like to stay with me for a while and become my drinking buddy “with benefits”. “Yes,” she said, and we continued to drink until once again, until we were both loaded.

You can guess what happened next, YUP… and she is STILL here. Ahhhhh, ya gotta love the Xmas holidays.

Muah!!!

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drunken Chatter

Hi everyone, my name is Sooz and I am wasted. It’s OK though, it IS Saturday night and I am in a partying mood. So, if you see any mistakes in this, and you probably will, it’s NOT because I can’t write properly, it’s because I’m writing while drunk.

I was on here anyway, just checking out the “articles”, and so I thought I would come on and just say hi out there to all my friends. So…Hi!!! The picture above isn’t me, but, I AM drinking a bottle of Jack, and I WAS just dancing a few minutes ago.

No, not at a club, at my house, all by myself, now dressed in this.

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What do you think? Do you like it? Of course NOW I am all hot and bothered and about ready to call my neighbor over for some late night entertainment, if ya know what I mean.

I just called him, and he said,”Sooz, are you drunk again”? I replied, “YUP, so are ya cummin…?” Hehehehehehehehe. He’s coming over now so I better have a drink and a pee and I will talk to all of you later. Kisses to all!!!!!

MUAH!!!

 

 

 

 

Just Ask Sooz

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Dear Sooz:

I am embarrassed to ask this question but I’m going to do it anyway. My boyfriend and I have a regular sex life, but, last night, we went to a club and I got a little tipsy. The truth is, I was blasted.

When we got home, my boyfriend, (let’s call him Tom), asked if he could try anal sex. In my condition I said sure and then off came the clothes. I must admit, I was enjoying it after the initial penetration.

Anyway, what I failed to mention was it was unprotected. I was drunk and he was high so it just slipped both of our minds to use protection. Now, I am all worried about a possible pregnancy. What are your thoughts on this?

Drunken Experimenter

 

Dear Drunken Experimenter:

Obviously there is NO direct route from your anus to your vagina, however, if he was playing around OUTSIDE your anus and he had pre-cum NEAR your Vagina, it IS possible that one of those million little sperm buggers could have sneaked in and got to an egg.

Now, THIS is a Loooooong shot however. While I also enjoy anal sex, I recommend using a condom at all times. Remember that STD’S can be acquired without protection in addition to OTHER nasty diseases.

While I can’t give you a clean bill of health on the pregnancy, I WOULD advise you to stop fretting about this. Your odds of becoming pregnant this way are VERY SLIM.

I hope this has answered your question. Good Luck!!!