The Fable of Thoughts.com

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Once upon a time, a long time ago, (Well, it wasn’t really THAT long ago), there was a man named Ben Ogden. Ben was born cute, and with a silver spoon stuck in his mouth. Luckily, a nearby dentist was able to remove it so that Ben, a well liked rich kid, could go about, become even wealthier, and go on to create his own free website.

The site he created was born out of a “One Love Philosophy”, this meant that everyone would be kind and loving towards each other, and that they would all be free to print whatever they wanted.

This worked well for a while until the TROLLS came. Mean and ugly, these trolls would work their magic to disrupt all the good conversations that were going on in Thoughts land.

Ben, being a benevolent god, raised his powerful hand and behold, T2 came into being, and it was good…Once again, order was restored and we all went along our happy ways.

Then, one day, Ben decided to create a NEW Thoughts, one with awesome imagery, quick response time, and all the bells and whistles you could possibly think of. The writers were skeptical, yet, with their knowledge of T2 and the ease it was to use, they bellied up to the bar, got good and drunk, and let Ben once again have his way.

Alas, this was to be the beginning of the end. Ben went on god hiatus, which is a playground for only the richest of gods, and left the new Thoughts.com floundering. Flounder it did as pictures wouldn’t load, message systems went haywire, and once again the trolls returned with a vengeance.

The old Thoughts.com was gone and the new one went on and off line like an electrical panel.Woe was everyone as the “One Love Philosophy” died, and was replaced with constant bickering and turmoil.

Once again, after a long time at play, Ben returned with a vengeance, and he swore that he would fix the current mess…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems the more he fixed it, the more it faltered. Once again, “the “Woe is me” attitude returned.

People started to leave for the comfort of other sites. After enough good writers left, Ben once again raised his powerful right hand and created a completely new site called Thinkr.xyz.something or other…Whatever…

I had had enough. I picked up my tablet and headed off for greener pastures. Ben…This morale is for you…

“If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix it.”

Just sayin!!!!!!

Sooz

Gambling, Stripping, and Poker, Oh My

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So…OK, I realize that I should NEVER start a sentence with So, but that’s just me, I’ll do it anyway because I can. There are many things that get me going, and one of them is Poker.

Yup, I love to gamble and play Poker, When a couple of friends of mine invited me over to play Strip Poker, what could I say but I’ll be there. I put on some sexy underwear (Just in case), hopped in my car and off I went.

Cindi, Maria, and Audrey have been long time friends and poker players so I KNEW it would be a blast. We decided to play Texas Hold ‘Em, one of my favorite games.

The first hand, I got dealt a pair of nines. The game was 5 and 10 dollars to open so I started and bet 15.00. Everyone called and the river was a 6 of hearts, ace of diamonds and king of diamonds.

Cindi bet 10, and everyone else called. The next card on the river was another 9 so I bet 25. All but Cindi folded. I bet another 25 bucks and Cindi called me.

The last card for the river was a queen of hearts. I bet another 25 and Cindi called and raised another 10.00. I figured I was pretty safe with 3-9’s so I called her. DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cindi had a straight, Ace high. Off came my shoes.

The games went on until early in the morning. As it turned out, I lost, and was down to just my sexy black panties. A fun night was had BY ALL. You can guess the rest. …WINK…

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz:

I have been reading your posts for a long time now, and I have a question. I am a girl of 23 who lives with two roommates. One, I’ll call Paula, and also a boy maned Manny.

My question is this: Is it possible to fall in love with both of them? We have lived together now for 3 years and have become very friendly. I have dated both of them, and I think I am in love with both Manny and Paula.

As yet, I have not slept with either, but I believe that they both want to sleep with me. I am torn because I love them both and do not want the other one to get jealous. What’s your take on this?

Confused in Kentucky

 

Dear Confused in Kentucky:

Wow!!! You have really said a mouthful here. First off, you don’t seem to have any qualms about your sexuality, that’s good. At least you know and accept that you are bi-sexual.

As far as having sex with either or both, that’s a tricky one. Has either one of them made a move on you, or hinted that they WANT to sleep with you? If they have, then I would confront BOTH of them and tell them how you feel about them.

Then, if you sleep with one, at least the other will be aware of your feelings. Hopefully this will work out for you, but since you are only 23, I wouldn’t be jumping into anything just yet. Date for a while, see many people and THEN make your decisions.

Good luck…

 

 

Yea!!!! It’s the 4th. of July

I’m ready, I’ve got my cowgirl outfit tightly fitted to my body showing “just” enough cleavage, my boots, and my 10 gallon hat. That’s right, I’m heading to the Rodeo in Flagstaff to watch a rip roarin’ Rodeo.

Oh sure, there will be plenty of food and beverage afterwards, and of course, lots of fun and revelry. My favorite is when the cowboys get drunk and try and lasso us gals. Definitely a good time is had by all, ESPECIALLY the cowboys once they CATCH us…WINK!!!

Of course, no 4th. Of July holiday is without campfires, singing, and puking behind the cook wagon. Ah, just good old western fun. My favorite, (Besides the cowboys catchin’ us), is the outstanding fireworks display. No one knows how to do fireworks like a cowboy.

The sky is dark with an infinity of stars circling overhead. They start slow as does the music, and then burst into a crescendo of streaming colored lights just circling the sky. I’m tellin’ ya, THIS is an amazing sight to watch. I have seen fireworks on many different sides of the globe, but THIS, is second to none.

I wonder what each and every one of you, who celebrate, do on YOUR 4th? I’d be interested in knowing if you care to unleash your secrets. At any rate, enjoy your day, eat, drink, and above all…Be Merry!!

Until Later…

 

Where The Hell Has Sooz Been

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To answer the above question, I have been selling my firm to 10 of my business associates. Deal is finally closed, and so now I am among the unemployed. I gave them a great deal, they are very good workers and will carry on the business just as I did.

I am happy, but also sad because it closes a very successful part of my life. Now I must gather my wits together, and find a place to live off campus. Lots to do and really not that much time left to do it in. 

A new adventure though, and one that ultimately, I am very much looking forward to. Right now I am exhausted from all the dealings, but it’s finally over now. The next time I’ll be employed again, I will be a full fledged Psychologist. I am really looking forward to it.

Fingers crossed, but legs always open…Hehehehehehehehe….

Until Later…

 

 

 

Vacation to The Carabbean

Hi everybody! How’s your day going? Got to work early today and finally got caught up on all the paperwork I had to do. I’ve decided that I am going to go to the Caribbean for about 2 weeks.

My health has started to erode once I started back to work and started burning the candle at both ends again. I called my Dr. and he said he thought it would be good for me, so, I quickly booked a nice place in St. Lucia and off I go starting tomorrow.

I have been there several times and I believe it is just what I need to get completely healed. I will miss you all and hope you don’t forget me when I get back… My love to ALL…

Sooz

All Your Easter Eggs in One Basket

I’ll be glad to be your Easter Bunny this year!!!

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Well, it’s Easter again; the air is filled with spring, many put on their Easter best and go to church, while others stay nestled in their homes, enjoying the day with their families, and watching the kids scurrying to find their Easter baskets.

I remember getting so excited as a kid, getting up at the crack of dawn, waking my parents from their obviously over extended sleep, and aimlessly running around the house endlessly searching for my Easter basket.

Every year it seemed like that damn Easter Bunny kept trying to trick me by hiding his wares of delight in very unusual places. Once, I had to go into the garage and FINALLY found it in the rafters, WHAT?????

Nothing better than finding your basket and then devouring all that great candy and of course those deliciously colored eggs. Easter, besides St. Patties Day, Easter has always been my favorite day.

Sure, I’m down and out right now, but the happiness I feel on this day brightens my spirits and helps my soul to sing. From the bottom of my heart, I want to wish all those who celebrate, a happy and enjoyable day.

I will be thinking of you as you join your families and loved ones for a wonderful dinner, and a beautiful day…

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

Drinking Games—Ahhhh, it Must Be St. Patties Day Again

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Drinking Games—Ahhhh, it Must Be St. Patties Day Again

With St. Patties Day coming up, I thought I would offer ALL you Irishmen, and women, a few tips on how to enjoy the day by getting drunk using drinking games.  Now, I realize that you can STILL have fun on Patties Day without getting drunk, the trouble IS, I just don’t know HOW.

The First one I used to play ALL the time is called Flip, Sip, or Strip. Here’s how it is played:

Flip a coin and while it is in the air, call heads or tails. If you guess right, pass the coin to your right. If you guess wrong, pass the coin to your left and either take one article of clothing off (anything that is a pair counts as one item) or take a drink.

If you guess right, you can choose to flip again. Another successful guess lets you pass the coin to anyone of your choosing. A wrong guess has normal consequences.

If you guess right three times in a row, you may retrieve an article of clothing and put it back on. The coin is then passed to your right. The only other rule is, a lousy coin toss needs to be re-tossed”.

I can’t TELL you how many times I have played this game and stumbled home with ONLY my panties on.

 

Another fun one is Circle of Death/Kings Cup

Here, all you need is a deck of cards without the Jokers and some good old Irish Whiskey. Here is how it is played:

To set up the game you will need a full deck of cards, without the jokers, and either a cup full of anything alcoholic or a can of beer. Put the beer or drink in the center of the table and arrange the cards face-down around it.

Decide who goes first and start drawing cards.

Here are what the cards mean (remember, this is regional):

2 – “Two for you” – Give out two drinks
3 – “Three for me” – Take three drinks
4 – “Whores” – Girls drink
5 – “Bust a jive” – Do a dance move, the next person then does that dance move and adds to it, and so on. The dance moves keep going until somebody can’t execute them in the correct order. That person drinks.
6 – “Dicks” – Guys drink
7 – “Heaven” – Everybody reaches to the sky immediately. Last person to do so drinks.
8 – “Pick a date” – Pick somebody to drink with you. Every time you screw up or have to drink, they have to drink, too. But if they drink, you don’t have to (unless you both are “dating” each other.)
9 – “Bust a rhyme” – The person who draws a card says a word to rhyme. Orange, purple, and silver (and any other non-rhyming English words) are illegal. The people then go around in order trying to rhyme with that word. No repeats. If someone can’t think of a rhyme or accidentally repeats, they drink. Note: For more advanced people, rhythm can be kept.


10 – “Categories” – The person who draws the card picks a category, like “farm animals” or “brands of cereal.” The people then go around in the circle naming things within this category. No repeats. If someone repeats or can’t think of something to contribute, they drink.


Jack – “Never have I ever” – Everybody puts up five fingers. The person who drew the card says something they’ve never done, and anybody who has done it has to put a finger down. It can be as dirty or as clean as you like. The person who loses all five fingers first drinks.


Queen – “Question master” – This person is now the question master. Until the next queen is drawn, this person can ask anyone a question. If they fail to answer the question with a question, they drink.


King – “Make a rule” – A rule is made that lasts until the end of the game. Rules can be compounding, so after all four kings are played, there will be four rules. Anytime a rule is broken, and a person gets called on it, they have to drink.


Ace- “Waterfall” – Everybody drinks until the person who drew the card stops drinking. The last person to draw “Waterfall” has to drink the cup or beer at the center of the cards.

OMG!!!!! This game is played early on in the day so that by NIGHT FALL, everyone you stagger into IS IRISH and needs to be KISSED. A fun time is guaranteed for all—UNTILL he next day.

If you DO drink, please remember NOT to drive, and be safe…

Until Later…

 

 

 

Friends

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When Life provides stresses,

You are there to soothe my mind.

When I fall,

You lift me up, and strengthen my resolve.

 

When I am in despair,

You caress my mind, and ease my soul.

When I am happy,

You share in my joy.

 

When I am sad,

You hold me in your arms, and comfort me.

When I fall from grace,

You listen, and judge me not.

 

You are many things to me,

But MOST importantly, you are my friend.

Thank You!!!