No worse for the Wear

 

Sexy woman in pantiesFriends, colleagues, and readers, it has been a while since I have written anything because once again I have been in the hospital. Something was messed up with my liver bile ducts or something, go figure…

They put me under and did some kind of “procedure” (probably diddled me), and said I would feel like a new woman…BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! The only thing that I feel is a big empty spot in my tummy. UGH!!! I hope this feeling goes away. The Dr.’s told me I couldn’t drink for a week and guess what, today my week is over. I am actually writing this while inebriated. Ahhhhhhhhh…

So, how has everybody been doing? I missed all of you while I was away “recuperating”. I must have seen about 30 Dr.’s while I was in the hospital. It seems like each Dr. has an assistant, and then each assistant has an assistant, man; no WONDER hospital stays are so expensive.

Dot has been taking good care of me, preparing my meals, cleaning the house etc. It has been a nice change for someone else to pick up the slack for a while. Although, there were two things that I really missed:

  1. Drinking
  2. Sex

I must admit, I couldn’t stand going without sex so I cheated, I HAD to masturbate and WHAT an orgasm IT was. I just couldn’t help it but it seems I am none the worse for wear.

Pretty much back to my original self again and should be writing more soon. I just wanted to catch everybody up to date on my situation. I miss you all and hopefully will be speaking to you soon.

All my love…

Until later…

 

Masturbation Monday

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For those of you who like to masturbate-GOOD. I myself do it between 4-6 times a day. For years, people bought into the fact that masturbation could make you go blind, ‘cause pimples, make you crazy, or go stupid.

All of those things of course are totally inaccurate. The old joke was: If masturbation makes you blind, then can I do it just until I need glasses? The truth is, you can masturbate any time, and as often as you want. Although, I probably wouldn’t do it while in a meeting, as it may be a distraction to the others who will immediately ALSO want to start masturbating.

If you are a “normal Human being”, odds are pretty good that at one time or another you have masturbated. The saying goes…80 percent of people have masturbated, and the OTHER 20% are LYING!!!

I masturbate because: 1. NEED to, and 2. because it feels great. Just think, no STD’s no pregnancies, and no one asking you afterwards, “Was it good for you”?

So, go ahead, take your sex life into “Your OWN hands today”, relax and have a great time. I just did it before I wrote this article and I am still reelin’ in the feelin’.

Until Later…