If I Were a Monkey

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If I were a monkey I’d live in the zoo, or perhaps as a pet, I could live with you.

I would jump, I could hop, I would climb and I’d swing, like you, I can do about any old thing.

Emotions are something ingrained in my head, I can be happy or sad and a temper it’s said.

Like Humans I eat foods like bananas and stuff, steak and sweet foods, but my favorite is Fluff.

If I were a monkey I could jump on your head, again as a pet I could sleep in your bed.

I could play on your swing set, your bars and your slide, even riding a bike brings a great sense of pride.

I love to be read to and cuddled in your arms, and I know that I’m safe from the world and its harms.

Yes If I were a monkey I’d be cute and would smile, and I would hope and I’d pray you would keep me awhile.

Until Later…

International Nose Picking Day

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I realize this may seem disgusting, but, if it wasn’t done often AND all over the world, there would be no such day to celebrate. So, take advantage of this mega opportunity and get disgusting.

Hey, don’t look at me and shake your heads saying…”Sooz must be drunk”. OK, I AM but that’s not the point, it really IS International Nose Picking Day. That means for those of you who may not understand, place your finger or fingers in your nose and start PICKING it!!!

As an added bonus folks, it is ALSO German Beer drinking Day, hey, I can’t MAKE this stuff up!!! Drinking lots of German Beer may help you get involved with the nose picking theme. I am personally doing my part by drinking Budweiser (A German beer), and taking shots of Jack Daniels.

The secret to a good nose pick is to do it stealthily.  You can be in the busiest place in the world, take your finger SLOWLY to your nose and give it a good pick. If you did it correctly, no one will chastise you OR even KNOW that you have done it.

I don’t know about YOU but when I pick, I go in for seconds and sometimes thirds. Luckily, I have mastered this stealth behavior and could do it right in front of you without you suspecting a thing. It’s too bad they don’t have contests for the BEST nose picker on the planet. I would definitely be in the top three.

Anyway, I hope you have some good German beer and if the mood hits ya, go ahead and pick, I know I’M going too. Stay safe out there, wash your hands, wear a mask, and make sure that you social distance with each other. Love to all…

Until Later…

Does Being a Drunk Make me a Bad Person

 

 

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Dear Diary:

Sometimes after I wake up with a huge hangover, I wonder why I drink. The answer is really unclear. I have been an alcoholic since I have been in my 20’s, and I wonder if this makes me a bad person.

At times, I feel like it does, and then other times I feel like it doesn’t. I guess the presumption is IF I even have these feelings, then maybe I AM a bad person. Like anyone, I have done things that I am not proud of doing. Usually, I have been under the influence when I did them. OK, I was drunk.

Funny enough, my therapist says that I THINK too much and that I shouldn’t worry about such things. She reminds me that I do donate my time and money to others, so, I should feel good about myself. She DOES however tell me that I am young and should STOP drinking.

While I realize that she is right, I just don’t WANT to. Dot and I have the best time getting drunk together. Anyway, I am straying from the point, am I a bad person because I am a drunk?

I think what I will do is have a few more Vodka and Cranberry’s and ponder this a bit further. Perhaps being drunk will help add perspective to my quandary. Please feel free to jump in and offer your opinion if you have one. I would love to hear someone else’s thoughts concerning my dilemma. Stay safe and wash your hands till they bleed.

Until Later

 

 

 

 

 

 

                       

 

 

 

 

 

 

To All With Cabin Fever

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First, let’s define cabin fever. Cabin fever is listlessness, irritability, and similar symptoms resulting from long periods of isolation or being confined to an indoor area for long periods of time. Does this sound familiar?

If you, like others around the globe are experiencing this phenomenon, permit me to give you some suggestions on how to cope with this pressing situation. Please Note: These are ONLY suggestions and NOT CDC approved.

  • Play games either with your family or on the internet with other “normal” folks.

 

  • Start drinking if you need a little pick me up, pretty soon ALL your troubles disappear. Caveat here: This may also erase your day to day memory.

 

  • Read a good book-preferably an erotic story which will excite you.

 

  • Take care of these erotic needs as often as you need. This will relax you.
  • Work you ass off around your home doing spring cleaning. This is MUCH easier in conjunction with point #2.
  • Dance around your home naked. This is a fun way to uplift your spirits AND will entice you to become erotic.

 

Hopefully, you’ll feel MUCH better and have a good time while we are imprisoned within our homes. I am with you all, and I sincerely hope as you do that this virus will be eradicated.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

Thank You to All Our Dedicated Angels

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 April 13th, 2020

 

 To All Hospital Employees:

In this difficult time of the COVID-19 virus,  I wish to personally THANK each and every one of you who are putting yourselves into harm’s way to keep others safe.

It is a difficult, unselfish, and courageous job you are doing, and I want  to  THANK  EACH of YOU,  from the bottom of my heart. I am deeply appreciative. I sincerely hope you receive the protective equipment you require to carry out your essential tasks, and I pray that NONE of you acquire this deadly killer while carrying out such a dedicated service.

I’m sure that our nation, as well as the world, prays that this virus is as short- lived as possible, and that we will soon be back to where we all were before this deadly killer attacked. Please note that ALL of you are highly respected for going above and beyond to keep us safe.  For THIS, you have my deepest gratitude.

God Bless You All

                                           

 

 

 

 

 

Hands, the Symphony of Love

 

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Soft yet sensual,

Smooth fingers that bend, and caress.

The arousing sensation created by your hands,

Moving slowly around my breast, and heightening the tension within.

 

Two fingers encircle my mound as you gently touch my pleasure zone.

Around and around go your fingers,

Deeper and deeper I fall within your power.

Touch me, caress me, pleasure me.

 

I crave you as you place your fingers within.

Up and down you slide, in and out.

Your digits are like magic as you play me like an instrument,

You are my conductor, I am your student.

 

Louder and louder becomes my voice,

Touch me, caress me, please me.

Then, with a crescendo, I am quiet once again.

The symphony has ended.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the Meaning of Life

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This philosophical question has been around since the beginning of mankind. Well, I am happy to announce that after my 40 plus years, I have finally figured out the answer.

Think about it, what do we crave? What makes us happy and content WITH it, yet, sad and lonely without it? What makes us dance on air, and act like we are 15 again? If you answered LOVE, then you are right.

Funny isn’t it, such a complex question, yet such a simplistic answer. We were placed here on this Earth to love. Love ourselves, love others, and to show our love for our fellow man.

No, I’m not a preacher; I am just a simple woman who has discovered a truth that can indeed change the world. Without love we are NOTHING, with love, we are everything.

I must admit, I thought I had it all with a high powered job, money to burn, and all of the expensive toys money could buy. What I never had however, was true love. I was lonely in my heart even though I possessed all of life’s material things.

It wasn’t until I acquired LOVE that my life became complete and really happy. Love IS LIFE, love is compassionate, love is forgiving, kind, and gives us the strength to carry on when needed.

Whether you are materially rich or poor matters not, LOVE knows no boundaries, has no limits, and is not selfish to the body’s needs. With love, we are one with the universe, one with whichever God you may believe in, and at peace within our souls.

Find love within your hearts, share that love with others, and with each person we meet. Remember, according to St. Paul in Corinthians 13:13, “There are three things that last, Faith, Hope, and Love, and the greatest of these is love.”

I share my love with each of you, and I pray you also do the same with others.

Until Later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sooz’s Thoughts

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning. J

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmmm…Intense music rises:

Two, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to stop the room from spinning.  🙂

So… How is everyone doing today? Today, we celebrate “No Pants Day”. Yup, you heard me right, it is no pants day. Hopefully none of you wore pants anywhere today. I’m NOT kidding, the celebration started in 1886 on the first day of May. “Why”, you ask, can’t tell ya, it appears no one really knows, OR, at least no one is talking.

I myself took it one step further, I am wearing a stylish top with NO pants, OR underwear. Yup, I am naked from the waist down. Naturally, I haven’t gone out shopping or anything, I am just lying around the house today with my Vodka and cranberry watching the world go by. “What you say”…”It must be nice”… “Yup, it is”!!!!

Let me say that I don’t want anyone to get arrested for exposure or anything, so, women, you MIGHT want to wear a skirt, (If you’re NOT into just wearing panties), and guys can always either wear their underwear, OR perhaps a Highland Kilt. This way, EVERYBODY is covered legally.

Everyone enjoy the day as I am, and remember, “don’t drink and drive”. Hell, at THIS point, I’m NOT even sober enough to CALL my driver. Have a good one everyone.

Until Later…

 

 

 

Getting Drunk Video

 

 

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Hi everyone… I have been thinking about filming a drunk video filmed by Dot. I have seen quite a few on YOUTube and thought they were pretty funny. What do you think?

I have been told that I get quite giddy and also VERY sexy. I thought I might film it when Dot and I are both first up and STILL sober, that way, I could begin from drink one until I exhibit signs of being intoxicated.  So, what are YOUR thoughts?

I would probably do it on a Friday when I am HOT, and ready to go do something crazy. Well, it was just an idea. Let me know if you would enjoy that.

Until Later…

When

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I got up today, turned on the news, and all I hear about is either war somewhere, someone shooting someone, or other ill news stories. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to turn on your TV sets and hear something PLEASANT for a change?

I must tell you, with the world going the way it is and people acting as if they have no morals at all, I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t even MAKE it to the end of the 2099. This is very depressing scenario at best.

My question, WHY? Why do people act the way they do? Wouldn’t you think they would REALIZE that greed and power just lends itself to destruction down the road? Why can’t we all just get along, helping each other when in need, and tending to the betterment of the planet?

I’m sorry but I just don’t GET it. I don’t know, I guess I am just too altruistic and hopeful for my fellow man. Either that or, maybe I just shouldn’t listen to the news anymore.

I still believe that one day; Humanity will wake up from its greed and power hungry thoughts, and turn them into positive ideas to HELP the world become a better place. I will NOT give up on us as a race; I just have to BELIEVE in Humanity a little more.

Until Later…