Sue’s Diary

Wow! What a hangover. I’m afraid I may have partied “JUST” a wee bit too much on my birthday yesterday. I’ve already had 3 Guinness’ and 3 shots of Grey Goose trying to undo last night’s festivities. Finally, I am beginning to feel almost human again.

I must say though, I really know how to throw a party. This morning, I woke up in my thong, naked on the floor with my hand next to a Guinness bottle. Unfortunately, I don’t remember much about last night other than I had a lot of guests over.

I remember a Piñata made of a naked man with lifelike genitalia. Bella made a bob for apples bin with vodka instead of water, THAT may have been where I started to go astray.

I was told that I played my guitar and sang for about 50 of my closest friends and neighbors. That, I don’t remember at ALL…Hopefully, I didn’t scare anybody. Hahahaha.

I am beginning to feel good now as I just had another beer with a chaser. I figure since Wednesday is St. Patty’s day, I might as well carry it over until then anyway. No big plans for tonight, I’m just gonna chill with Bella and maybe play some strip poker. It’s not really who wins, it’s who remembers WHAT they did when the game is over.

Today is a beautiful day out with the temp. still a little chilly around 57 degrees. I’m sitting out by the pool typing this while sippin’ and relaxin’. You’ve gotta love these lazy crazy days. God’s in His Heaven and all’s right with the world.

I really can’t think of anything else to say except…I’m NOT telling you how old I am so don’t even ask. After looking in the mirror I’ve discovered even though I STILL look Maaavelous, I am no spring chicken anymore. YIKES!!! I hate that!!!

Anyway, I hope that all of you are also having a great day no matter what you’re doing. Love to all…

Until Later…

National Bikini Day Today

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HOT!!! That is the word of the day. It is 107 degrees here in Phoenix. I have just melted my pants off.  🙂  (Just a nice thought for all of you)…Dot and I have been playing games all day in the beautiful air conditioning.

We started with strip poker; I won, and then went on to playing gin rummy. About now, neither one of us are capable of concentrating on anything though. Maybe we should do a nice skinny dip in the pool for a second, and then right back in the air.

By the way, today is National Bikini Day. Ladies, don your best 2 piece suits and get out there and tan. Make sure you are wearing an SPF sunblock of about 2000 as the sun is hotter than Hell. Take a dip, order your favorite libation, sit back and relax, you deserve it.

Oddly enough, even though Bikini Day is celebrated nationally, it never even started here in the States. It was first displayed on the beaches of Paris France on July 5th. 1946. The very first bikini was made of just 30 sq. inches of fabric. Since then it keeps getting less and less. I say, skip the suit all together and show off what the good Lord gave you. That’s why you have them, flaunt them.

Anyway, I digress, some fun facts I thought you might like:

“At first, Spain and Italy banned bikinis at beaches

Bikinis are memorialized in song: Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow polka Dot Bikini

Movies have been made immortalizing the Bikini: How to Stuff a Wild Bikini, with Annette Funnicello

The world’s largest bikini parade was held in Johannesburg, South Africa on November 9, 2009, It included 287 bikini clad girls.

The world’s Largest Bikini photo was in Sydney, Australia. It included 1,010 girls on September 25, 2001.

Ancient Minoan paintings, circa 1600 B.C., show women in two piece suit, similar to bikinis.

St. Tropez claims to be the bikini posing capital of the world.”

Other interesting facts are:

Famous Bikini Wearers:

  • Raquel Welch has honors for the most famous bikini shot in One Million Years B.C.
  • Ursula Andress in Dr. No
  • Bridget Bardot on the beach at St. Tropez during the 1953 Cannes Film Festival
  • Bo Derek in the movie “10”
  • Princess Leia wore a metal bikini in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
  • Halle Berry- A Bond Girl in Die Hard with Pierce Brosnan as James Bond.
  • Marilyn Monroe in any one of a number of bikini pictures.
  • Goldie Hawn in the Television comedy show Laugh-In

I hope you’ve enjoyed todays post…Keep Cool…

Until Later…



International Nose Picking Day

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I realize this may seem disgusting, but, if it wasn’t done often AND all over the world, there would be no such day to celebrate. So, take advantage of this mega opportunity and get disgusting.

Hey, don’t look at me and shake your heads saying…”Sooz must be drunk”. OK, I AM but that’s not the point, it really IS International Nose Picking Day. That means for those of you who may not understand, place your finger or fingers in your nose and start PICKING it!!!

As an added bonus folks, it is ALSO German Beer drinking Day, hey, I can’t MAKE this stuff up!!! Drinking lots of German Beer may help you get involved with the nose picking theme. I am personally doing my part by drinking Budweiser (A German beer), and taking shots of Jack Daniels.

The secret to a good nose pick is to do it stealthily.  You can be in the busiest place in the world, take your finger SLOWLY to your nose and give it a good pick. If you did it correctly, no one will chastise you OR even KNOW that you have done it.

I don’t know about YOU but when I pick, I go in for seconds and sometimes thirds. Luckily, I have mastered this stealth behavior and could do it right in front of you without you suspecting a thing. It’s too bad they don’t have contests for the BEST nose picker on the planet. I would definitely be in the top three.

Anyway, I hope you have some good German beer and if the mood hits ya, go ahead and pick, I know I’M going too. Stay safe out there, wash your hands, wear a mask, and make sure that you social distance with each other. Love to all…

Until Later…

Does Being a Drunk Make me a Bad Person




Dear Diary:

Sometimes after I wake up with a huge hangover, I wonder why I drink. The answer is really unclear. I have been an alcoholic since I have been in my 20’s, and I wonder if this makes me a bad person.

At times, I feel like it does, and then other times I feel like it doesn’t. I guess the presumption is IF I even have these feelings, then maybe I AM a bad person. Like anyone, I have done things that I am not proud of doing. Usually, I have been under the influence when I did them. OK, I was drunk.

Funny enough, my therapist says that I THINK too much and that I shouldn’t worry about such things. She reminds me that I do donate my time and money to others, so, I should feel good about myself. She DOES however tell me that I am young and should STOP drinking.

While I realize that she is right, I just don’t WANT to. Dot and I have the best time getting drunk together. Anyway, I am straying from the point, am I a bad person because I am a drunk?

I think what I will do is have a few more Vodka and Cranberry’s and ponder this a bit further. Perhaps being drunk will help add perspective to my quandary. Please feel free to jump in and offer your opinion if you have one. I would love to hear someone else’s thoughts concerning my dilemma. Stay safe and wash your hands till they bleed.

Until Later














Thank You to All Our Dedicated Angels


 April 13th, 2020


 To All Hospital Employees:

In this difficult time of the COVID-19 virus,  I wish to personally THANK each and every one of you who are putting yourselves into harm’s way to keep others safe.

It is a difficult, unselfish, and courageous job you are doing, and I want  to  THANK  EACH of YOU,  from the bottom of my heart. I am deeply appreciative. I sincerely hope you receive the protective equipment you require to carry out your essential tasks, and I pray that NONE of you acquire this deadly killer while carrying out such a dedicated service.

I’m sure that our nation, as well as the world, prays that this virus is as short- lived as possible, and that we will soon be back to where we all were before this deadly killer attacked. Please note that ALL of you are highly respected for going above and beyond to keep us safe.  For THIS, you have my deepest gratitude.

God Bless You All







No worse for the Wear


Sexy woman in pantiesFriends, colleagues, and readers, it has been a while since I have written anything because once again I have been in the hospital. Something was messed up with my liver bile ducts or something, go figure…

They put me under and did some kind of “procedure” (probably diddled me), and said I would feel like a new woman…BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! The only thing that I feel is a big empty spot in my tummy. UGH!!! I hope this feeling goes away. The Dr.’s told me I couldn’t drink for a week and guess what, today my week is over. I am actually writing this while inebriated. Ahhhhhhhhh…

So, how has everybody been doing? I missed all of you while I was away “recuperating”. I must have seen about 30 Dr.’s while I was in the hospital. It seems like each Dr. has an assistant, and then each assistant has an assistant, man; no WONDER hospital stays are so expensive.

Dot has been taking good care of me, preparing my meals, cleaning the house etc. It has been a nice change for someone else to pick up the slack for a while. Although, there were two things that I really missed:

  1. Drinking
  2. Sex

I must admit, I couldn’t stand going without sex so I cheated, I HAD to masturbate and WHAT an orgasm IT was. I just couldn’t help it but it seems I am none the worse for wear.

Pretty much back to my original self again and should be writing more soon. I just wanted to catch everybody up to date on my situation. I miss you all and hopefully will be speaking to you soon.

All my love…

Until later…


What is the Meaning of Life

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This philosophical question has been around since the beginning of mankind. Well, I am happy to announce that after my 40 plus years, I have finally figured out the answer.

Think about it, what do we crave? What makes us happy and content WITH it, yet, sad and lonely without it? What makes us dance on air, and act like we are 15 again? If you answered LOVE, then you are right.

Funny isn’t it, such a complex question, yet such a simplistic answer. We were placed here on this Earth to love. Love ourselves, love others, and to show our love for our fellow man.

No, I’m not a preacher; I am just a simple woman who has discovered a truth that can indeed change the world. Without love we are NOTHING, with love, we are everything.

I must admit, I thought I had it all with a high powered job, money to burn, and all of the expensive toys money could buy. What I never had however, was true love. I was lonely in my heart even though I possessed all of life’s material things.

It wasn’t until I acquired LOVE that my life became complete and really happy. Love IS LIFE, love is compassionate, love is forgiving, kind, and gives us the strength to carry on when needed.

Whether you are materially rich or poor matters not, LOVE knows no boundaries, has no limits, and is not selfish to the body’s needs. With love, we are one with the universe, one with whichever God you may believe in, and at peace within our souls.

Find love within your hearts, share that love with others, and with each person we meet. Remember, according to St. Paul in Corinthians 13:13, “There are three things that last, Faith, Hope, and Love, and the greatest of these is love.”

I share my love with each of you, and I pray you also do the same with others.

Until Later…







Getting Drunk Video



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Hi everyone… I have been thinking about filming a drunk video filmed by Dot. I have seen quite a few on YOUTube and thought they were pretty funny. What do you think?

I have been told that I get quite giddy and also VERY sexy. I thought I might film it when Dot and I are both first up and STILL sober, that way, I could begin from drink one until I exhibit signs of being intoxicated.  So, what are YOUR thoughts?

I would probably do it on a Friday when I am HOT, and ready to go do something crazy. Well, it was just an idea. Let me know if you would enjoy that.

Until Later…


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I got up today, turned on the news, and all I hear about is either war somewhere, someone shooting someone, or other ill news stories. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to turn on your TV sets and hear something PLEASANT for a change?

I must tell you, with the world going the way it is and people acting as if they have no morals at all, I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t even MAKE it to the end of the 2099. This is very depressing scenario at best.

My question, WHY? Why do people act the way they do? Wouldn’t you think they would REALIZE that greed and power just lends itself to destruction down the road? Why can’t we all just get along, helping each other when in need, and tending to the betterment of the planet?

I’m sorry but I just don’t GET it. I don’t know, I guess I am just too altruistic and hopeful for my fellow man. Either that or, maybe I just shouldn’t listen to the news anymore.

I still believe that one day; Humanity will wake up from its greed and power hungry thoughts, and turn them into positive ideas to HELP the world become a better place. I will NOT give up on us as a race; I just have to BELIEVE in Humanity a little more.

Until Later…