1. Have a Lemonade stand
2. Run naked around the neighborhood
3. Try and find your Polar Bear
4. Tell your husband, “Sure you can drive Harry; it’s just a passing thing.”
5. If you DO look for your Polar Bear, You’ve FOUND him when the snow turns RED!!!
6. Dance around doing a rain dance, it’s 20 below out duffas, you’re creating more SNOW!!!
7. Cry out during a white-out, “Hey, I’m over HERE!!!”
8. Walk to the store for milk and eggs just to get outta the house.
9. Driving your snowmobile thinking I CAN get to my lovers house for some action.
10. Call your friends to invite them over for a Blizzard party. Hint: No one will COME!!! Deal with it…