Giggle Time– Blind Cowboy in a Girl Biker Bar–

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 Blind Cowboy in a Girl Biker Bar…..

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
‘Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl
with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond
girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall,
175-pound blond woman
with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next
to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a
professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it
seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna
tell that blond joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks
for a second, shakes his
head and mutters,

‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five
times.’

 

Giggle Time—Blond Jokes—

 

 

Sorry….I just couldn’t resist…The Devil made me DO it…

 

 

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up.

The husband said, ‘Who was that?’
The wife answered, ‘I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’
The second blonde says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’

The blonde replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’

FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, ‘Go ahead, ask me, … I know ’em all.’

A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?’
The blonde replies,’Oh, that’s easy .. it’s W.’

FIFTH DEGREE

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A: ‘Is it mine?’

SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, ‘That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.’

SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!’

OKAY, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ELSE YOU MIGHT THINK NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY.

EVEN IF YOU ARE BLONDE YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS:

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
“I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced #1 Blonde.
“Do what?” asked #2 Blonde .
“Send my lawn out to be mowed.”