Giggle Time–Pictures–

Saw some of these funny photos and just added ad lib lines. Enjoy…

Womn in cards

 Gives a whole new meaning to playing with cards

alcohol

        I like INHAILING my Alcohol

Now you can INHAIL your alcohol. No more cumbersome drinking, possible wrist problems, or morning hangovers. Alcohol is lit and the gas escaping is inhaled producing that same great drunk feeling with NO hangover the next day…Call me to order YOURS NOW… Call Sooz @ 188-Get Drunk.

insurance

                                           Now this is MY kind of insurance

                       Geometry Test for Blonds

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Butts

                                  Boy gets HAPPY lesson in life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Giggle Time–Blond in economy class

 
 

 


A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
 
 THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
 
HE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
 
THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”
 
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
 
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
 
THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”
 
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I’LL HANDLE THIS, I’M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.”
 
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY
 
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
 
I TOLD HER SOFTLY , “FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO TORONTO
 
Until Later…
 
 

 

Redheads REALLY Have More Fun

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You know the old saying that says, “Blonds Have More Fun”, that may be TRUE but Redheads have to run a close FIRST on that saying. I’ve been a Redhead all my life and I will tell you the truth, WE are DIFFERENT, EVERYBODY loves Redheads, ESPECIALLY if our genitals are ALSO Ginger.

Redheads are the underdog in today/s society with only between 1 to 2 % of the world’s population. Now, you KNOW what that means don’t you, we are an endangered species. That’s right folks, WE are very UNCOMMON. That makes us FREAKIN’ amazing.

People want to Date us, make Love to us, and even produce CHILDREN with us for OBVIOUS reasons, WE are considered PRICELESS. Now, in my Own defense of proving this hypothesis, I must admit that people are ALWAYS flocking over to meet me.

Yes, I am attractive and have a GINGER body ALL the way, but, I believe that the MAIN attraction is that people want to TRY and produce MORE of us.

I mean we DO have special powers. Just ask anyone, we are confident, sexy, intuitive, and also have the ability to read people’s minds. Okay, I LIED about the mind reading thingy but hey, why do you THINK they’re are only a few of us left?

People are jealous THAT’S why. They ALL want to be Redheads. Look at how many people color their hair as Yup, you guessed it…RED. You know why, they envy us. They WANNA be sexy and intuitive, HEY who DOESN’T??? I will go out on a limb here and say that Redheads are the sexiest women on the planet.

No, I DON’T have books and books of research on the subject, only conversations with OTHER Redheads like me. The result is ALWAYS the same, we are sought after and men/women want to have sex with us. Don’t get me WRONG, that’s OK, I’m just stating a hypothesis here.

So, get yourself a hair dying kit today, get the Redhead color and start having more fun today…SORRY BLONDS…

Until Later…