Text or Not To Text…That is The Question

       

In todays society, we are caught up in the illusive trap of technology. We live in a social networking world with Tweets, Instagrams, E-mail, Facebook, and every other social networking site you can POSSIBLY think of, am I right?

I mean, where would we BE without our cell phones… OMG!!!! SHUDDER!!! YesYesI TOO am guilty, but what ever happened to good old fashioned letter writing or GOD FORBID…TALKING to each other. Don’t get me wrong, I am not KNOCKING technology, I just think we should be more personable again and actually carry on a CONVERSATION instead of Twittering away our lives…

Here’s an example, I went to lunch the other day and here are two grown women sitting at the table with a phone in each hand typing away like they were trying to put out a fire or something. They WEREN’T talking amongst themselves mind you, they were diddling with their phones.

OKNow here is the really ODD partThey were texting EACHOTHER!!! I kid you NOT!!! One would text and the other would then text right back and laugh. FINALLYWhen their food came, they put the phones down on the table and only used them for emergency TEXTS ONLYLet me just say that their phones NEVER stopped beepingREALLY PEOPLE?????? SERIOUSLY????

Where will this insanity end folks? Are we so driven now by the social networking components of our lives that we have FORGOTTEN how to relate to each other through normal every day conversation? Think about itThe US Postal Service, I am guessing, will be NO MORE within the next 10 years.

 It will be replaced with Fed Ex and emailing. I mean WHO in their right mind actually wants to take the time and WRITE out something, ADDRESS the envelope, put a STAMP on it, and then, go and MAIL the damned thing? OMG…I am TIRED OUT just thinking about this involved process.

The point is… TALK to each other… Get the FEELING and the EMOTION behind the words. Let’s get back to basics and once again become a society of CONVERSATIONALISTS instead of a mindless world of words on a pageOOPS… SorryI have to go nowmy phone is beeping…

Until Later…

Threesomes

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I’ve come here today to discuss threesomes. Yup, that’s what I said, threesomes. This is something that pretty much ALL guys and also many women would like to try. I hear some of the ladies out there saying: “I never wanted to have a threesome.” To that I would say, “Come on, you never even thought about being wrapped up in a man or woman sandwich?”

To many folks they are un-natural or even disgustingly dirty. To that I say WHY? If you enjoy the physicality of sexual response, wouldn’t you think that three is more fun than two? I have had several threesomes with different genders and I can tell you that it’s a GREAT sleeping pill.

Some of you may WANT one but are too afraid to ask, DON’T be. There are many men and women out there who are just WAITING to be asked. SERIOUSLY!!! I just want you to know, I’m not trying to be flip about this, if it goes against your religion or personal code of ethics then by all means don’t consider having one.

All I’m saying here is that there are a lot of folks out there who would LOVE to try it but just don’t know the way to get started. Well, of course there is always the professional man or woman. For a price you can get just about anything you want.

If however you DON’T want to pay for it, here is what you do. I usually go to a bar or a nightclub where there are many people looking to have a good time. Pick a couple that have been there a little while and have been drinking, then,  go up to them and introduce yourself. Strike up a conversation and then when you feel comfortable, ask them if they would like to go back to your place for a little fun.

It’s NOT as difficult as you think, really. There are MANY people out there looking for the same thing as you are but are afraid to ask. The old saying, “You don’t get what you don’t ask for” is absolutely true. Once you get over your initial shyness, TRY IT…You’ll like it. Oh sure you will get shut down here and there, but I have found that after time, you get to know who will go for it and who won’t. Give it a try…You’ll LIKE it… I wish you luck but most of all…I wish you SUCCESS…

Until Later…

 

Oh boy…Where …

Oh boy…Where do I start on this one. Thinking…Thinking…Hmmmmm.
Oh wait (Jumps up and down), I got one…Boobs, yes, that’s right…Boobs.

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Let’s cut straight to the chase and be honest here…Men think that because we have boobs, we can rule the world. Actually they’re RIGHT but we just never let on now do we? We just sit back coyly and demurely and pump out our God given Twosome Talents when we wanna get their attention. Thank God men are such shallow creatures. Guys…We love ya but Puhleeese, our EYES are up HERE!!!!

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Ladies Night… Don’t deny it guys, I’m forever hearing you gripe that we get free drinks, or half price drinks on ladies night. Hey…It’s TRUE but think about it, you can get us really drunk for free and we MAY even let you STARE at our boobs WITHOUT breaking a bottle and stabbing you with sharp shards of glass. OK…That was a little extreme, how about just letting you ogle our boobs without severe eye rolling or tongue lashing?

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Hey…How about the art of conversation? Come on guys, admit it, you KNOW we possess a much higher degree of communication skills necessary for getting to the root of problems. Now…What I’m saying is that I am SURE that some of you out there ARE more than just monosyllabic communicators, SOME can even string interesting sentences TOGETHER like when at a bar: “I like, (as he points to our breasts), followed by wanna go?” I mean HOW endearing?

We on the other hand like to get the in depth story about the man or woman that we are seeing. We wanna know about his earning potential, his commitment level, his family history, has he ever been convicted of any crimes, even what his favorite meal and TV programs are. OK…We MAY tend to go the other end of the spectrum here, but at least we can keep the conversation GOING for more than “Can I buy you a drink.”

 

Last but not lest, ALL guys think that we have the advantage when it comes to controlling the bedroom. For example, if we say any form of the word no, then oh well, too bad guys, maybe tomorrow night. On the other hand, if for some reason the guy turns YOU down, (Probably NEVER gonna happen…I’m just sayin’), BUT if this turn about DID happen, all you have to do is just wait ten minutes, stick out your twins and ask again. You KNOW what I’m talkin’ about here ladies. 🙂

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Until Later…