Giggle Time–9 Things About Life

 

Number 9-
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
                                   
Number 8-
Life is sexually transmitted.
                                   
Number 7-
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
                                   
Number 6-
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. 
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
                                   
Number 5-
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
                                   
Number 4-
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
                                   
Number 3-
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
                                  
Number 2-
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
                                   
Number 1-
Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
                                   
…and as someone recently said to me:
                                   
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.