Sexy Tuesday

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Gentle breezes flow as night time shadows confiscate sunlight’s glory.

Finally alone, our eyes meet, and passions fury consumes our flesh.

Slowly, he kisses me tenderly. Passion rages as my loins drip from my lust.

He brings me close, caressing my breasts and kisses me from the depths of his emotion.

I can stand it no further; I stroke his capable shaft until it rises willingly.

 

Clothes fall to the floor; restraint no longer contained.

Breathing labored now, he enters my willing flesh.

Loves labor strokes lust’s pleasure as he deeply penetrates my wanton spirit.

In… Out…, In…Out…No longer could I contain my pleasure.

Building…Building… At last I am consumed by Nature’s desires and explode in a sensual crescendo.

 

Alone again, I smile, and take pleasure from my lovers picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just Ask Sooz

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I have a problem. I am a Premature-ejaculator. I have had this problem for years and it is VERY embarrassing. My girlfriend and I have been together for 2 years now and every time we make love, I “spill” the milk before I am supposed to.

My girlfriend has been understanding about all of this but would obviously like the problem rectified. I have been to my Urologist and he has made some suggestions but they haven’t seemed to work.

I know you are not a Dr. Sooz but you ARE somewhat of a sex expert and anything you could do to help me would be greatly appreciated.

Spilling the Beans

 

Dear Spilling:

First of all, thank you for that GLOWING comment about me being a sex expert, (Flips red hair from side to side and smiles). Tell me…At the risk of being RUDE, do you watch a lot of porn? If you do, ease off. The more porn you watch and then ejaculate, the more you are contributing to your problem.

Here are a couple of things that you could try that should help. The next time you make love, when you feel like you are going to “Go for the Gold”, STOP… That’s right, completely stop for a minute and relax. When the feeling passes, start again and do the same thing. I suggest trying this 3 or 4 times before you let Mr. Happy spray a volcano.

You could also try a “Mr. Happy Ring”, OK; they are not actually CALLED Mr. Happy rings, but the man or woman at the store will know what you are talking about. These can be purchased at any sex store and should help you once fully erect, last longer.

A third suggestion would be to masturbate ahead of time. This will slow down the NEED for ejaculation when you are making love. I hope this has helped you but remember, Practice…Practice….Practice. Good Luck…

 

 

 

How to Be a Better Lover

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Let’s be honest, who DOESN’T wana become a better lover? Since time BEGAN we’ve been DOING it, and well, getting the job done because there are a WHOLE lotta people here populating our planet.

The thing IS, it has just recently been the topic of conversation in our everyday lives. Before the 20th century, women were thought of as being obedient to their husbands…Yeah….Right!!!!???? Bubba would say, “ Hey there Matilda, why don’t we go into the bedroom and have us some FUN?”

WE, of course thought he meant we were gonna play a game of checkers. It was quite a shock when he wanted us to DISROBE, and IN-FRONT of him, have him start nibbling on our boobs, and feeling our HOOCHIES. Usually, he was like… In, out, in, out, and ahhhhhhhhhh…Hell, there wasn’t TIME enough to have any pleasure. We just DID it and then popped out kids every 9 months.

Today however, at least in MOST parts of the globe, men have learned that PLEASING us could be a GOOD thing. They’ve discovered that NICE things happen to them when we TOO are pleasured. Once men discovered this important piece of knowledge, they’ve become obsessed with making sure that we writhe and screa­­m in pleasures domain.

So…To help you all out with this one, let me give you some SURE fire ways how to take us to the moon and back. OK…Here are the basics.

  1. 1.  WATCH us while WE pleasure ourselves. Don’t be shy ladies, believe me, this will help in the bedroom 1000 %. Men are visual and need the correct mechanics for us. Each and every one of us is different so theywill DISCOVER what we like by watching us.
  1. 2.  Take your time with foreplay…PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wham bam thank you mam just doesn’t work for us. Kissing is a great warm up so spend some time on our lips…NOOOOOOOOOOOO………Not THOSE lips, at least not YET.
  2. 3.  Ask us HOW to nibble our nipples. Some of us have VERY sensitive breasts and don’t want them CHEWED like a piece of beef jerky. If your lover LIKES it, then by all means, eat them like you’re at a hotdog eating contest.
  3. 4.  Make sure we are nice and WET before entering our HOOCHIES. This will show you that we are excited and are ready for Mr. Happy.
  4. 5.  Last but not least, when the deed is done, for the love of GOD, Cuddle us a while. We view making love as an expression of us giving ourselves to you and not just an act. Hold us; tell us how beautiful we are, even IF we look like the elephant man. This will win you points and we’ll want to try you out again.

Remember, we may not Cum every time no matter what you do. Believe it or not, WE have to be in the mood. Just hold us, kiss us and let us know that you are there for us and I guarantee you, there WILL be a next time.

Until Later…

 

 

 

Adult Sex Survey Answers From Sooz–No One Under 18 Admitted–

 

I’ll be honest…I was a little drunk when I thought of this BUT…I still thought it would be fun…I will give you MY answers to these tomorrow. REALLY…I WILL…

 
If you answer TRUTHFULLY…I may just send this out to a couple thousand people and then write a book…So….Let’s see what ya got people…DON’T BE BASHFUL NOW……..

1.   Do you like sex?—More than I can express….Well in WORDS anyway…

 
2.   On a scale of 1-10, how MUCH do you like sex?—52

 
3.   How many times a day do you THINK about sex OR ABOUT something sexy? I am ALWAYS thinking about sex even when sleeping….

4.   How many times a day do you Masturbate?–6-8

 
5.   Have you ever had a Threesome?–Many times….Yummy…

 
6.   Would you LIKE to have a threesome? My number is 1-800-555-3754…*SMILES*

7.   Do you like having sex better totally sober OR a little drunk?–Drunk–

 
8.   Ever had sex in a car?…In a bar…In a jar??? Sorry, Dr. Seuss taking over there for a minute…NOT in a Jar BUT pretty much EVERYWHERE else you can think of…

9.   Do you like taking your partners clothes off?–Ohhhh Yeahhhhhhhh…..

 
10.  Have you ever worn your partners Panties, Boxers, Bra’s etc?–If they want me to SURE….

 
11.  Have you ever role played while having sex?–Yes–I LOVE to be the school girl….*DEMURE SMILE*

 
12.  Do you like it…Slow and Easy….Rough and tumble…Or DEPENDS?–Depends on my mood….Both actually…

 
13.  Do you have any fetishes? Shoes, Water Sports, Bondage?–Let’s just say You name a fetish, good chance I HAVE it…

 
14.  How many times a week do you have sex? ***DON’T LIE***–Minimum 42…

 
15.  Do you like giving/receiving blow jobs?–I Lovvvve Giving Blow Jobs–

 
16.  Have you ever had sex in a public place…Park…Elevator…Neighbors Water Fountain? If so…WHERE?–Park-YES,Elevator-YES,Bus-Yes,Train,YES,plane YES…ETC…ETC…

17.  Have you ever watched someone else having sex BESIDES TV OR MOVIES? I’m talking LIVE here baby…Hehehe…YES….VERY SEXY…

18.   Do you use sex toys while making love with your partner?–YES–

 
19.   Do you enjoy sex on the spur of the moment or like to plan your love making?…Baby, I like sex ANY FUCKING time…(Except 4 AM)

20.  Would you rather have your partner be tall dark and handsome, beautiful as a model or Funny?–YES….Funny if I HAD to Choose…

21.  Have you ever tried anal sex?–YES…Love it…

 
22.  Would you consider trying anal sex?

 
23.  What is your favorite sex position?–You NAME a position, THAT’s my FAVORITE…

 
24.  How many times a week would you LIKE to have sex?–As OFTEN as possible…

 
25.  Describe your ULTIMATE sex partner either male or female?…Male–Fit and able with a pulse…Female…Fit and able with a pulse…*SMILES*

 

26.  How many partners have you had: 1-10……10-20….20-30…., OR more?–WELL over 1000…

 

27.  Have you ever had sex while driving a car?–YES—Who HASN’T?

 

28.  Do you prefer oral sex or intercourse? Dosen’t Matter…Both Preferably.

 

29.  Do you have a favorite time of day or night you enjoy having sex?–BOTH–

 

30.  Have you ever had a one night stand?–ALL THE TIME—

 

ANY QUESTIONS???

Adult Sex Survey–No one under 18 Admitted–

I’ll be honest…I was a little drunk when I thought of this BUT…I still thought it would be fun…I will give you MY answers to these tomorrow. REALLY…I WILL…

If you answer TRUTHFULLY…I may just send this out to a couple thousand people and then write a book…So….Let’s see what ya got people…DON’T BE BASHFUL NOW……..

1.   Do you like sex?

2.   On a scale of 1-10, how MUCH do you like sex?

3.   How many times a day do you THINK about sex OR ABOUT something sexy?

4.   How many times a day do you Masturbate?

5.   Have you ever had a Threesome?

6.   Would you LIKE to have a threesome? My number is 1-800-555-3754…*SMILES*

7.   Do you like having sex better totally sober OR a little drunk?

8.   Ever had sex in a car?…In a bar…In a jar??? Sorry, Dr. Seuss taking over there for a minute…

9.   Do you like taking your partners clothes off?

10.  Have you ever worn your partners Panties, Boxers, Bra’s etc?

11.  Have you ever role played while having sex?

12.  Do you like it…Slow and Easy….Rough and tumble…Or DEPENDS?

13.  Do you have any fetishes? Shoes, Water Sports, Bondage?

14.  How many times a week do you have sex? ***DON’T LIE***

15.  Do you like giving/receiving blow jobs?

16.  Have you ever had sex in a public place…Park…Elevator…Neighbors Water Fountain? If so…WHERE?

17.  Have you ever watched someone else having sex BESIDES TV OR MOVIES? I’m talking LIVE here baby…Hehehe..

18.   Do you use sex toys while making love with your partner?

19.   Do you enjoy sex on the spur of the moment or like to plan your love making?

20.  Would you rather have your partner be tall dark and handsome, beautiful as a model or Funny?

21.  Have you ever tried anal sex?

22.  Would you consider trying anal sex?

23.  What is your favorite sex position?

24.  How many times a week would you LIKE to have sex?

25.  Describe your ULTIMATE sex partner either male or female…

26.  How many partners have you had: 1-10……10-20….20-30…., OR more?

27.  Have you ever had sex while driving a car?

28.  Do you prefer oral sex or intercourse?

29.  Do you have a favorite time of day or night you enjoy having sex?

30.  Have you ever had a one night stand?