And I’m Feelin’ Good…

Darkness possesses the night and my body yearns for relief.

Burning, slow to start, but quick to flame.

The choice has been made; I must commit my flesh to the wantonness within.

Lust has called me, now I must answer.

 

As I touch my readied breast, make me burn with passions desire.

I Pinch my supple nipples with kindness, for my danger zone is calling.

Heat ensues as the party continues.

I trust NOT my senses as they are controlled by my wanton urges.

 

Slowly I travel down, down to where my fire rages.

I slip within the burning walls, and once again, the intensity rises.

Around and around I travel, slightly touching the button of release.

I arch, I cry out into the darkness, and once more, sleep overcomes my spirit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz:

I really don’t know how to start this letter. I have been following you, and you seem like you give people good advice. My situation borders on the crazy, I hope you can help me.

You see Sooz, I am a sexual mess. I am a 28 year old bisexual woman who loves to watch others having sex. I “need” to watch porn of others becoming aroused, women getting wet, and then watching as they writhe in passion.

Usually, I start masturbating as I watch because I become just soaked with lusting desire. My partners think I am crazy that I need to do this before I can become aroused. What do you think? Is this normal, and can you help me?

Soaked in Tampa

Dear Soaked:

First, let me just say that you are NOT crazy. Everybody has different sexual needs, wants, and desires. I myself have sexual ODDITIES if you will, that some may think crazy.

My question to you would be, are you able to have normal sex after following this routine? I mean will your partners play along with this and then have sex? If so, I see nothing wrong with you engaging in this activity.

Of courseLet me be clearIf you are engaging in ANY form of child pornography, you need help immediately as there IS a problem. Not only is it illegal, but it is something that would need to be addressed via a Psychiatrist, Trained Therapist, or Sex Therapist.

Otherwise, I would say that you, like the rest of the world’s population is screwed up, go and have yourself a good and healthy sex lifeGood Luck…

Sexy Tuesday

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Gentle breezes flow as night time shadows confiscate sunlight’s glory.

Finally alone, our eyes meet, and passions fury consumes our flesh.

Slowly, he kisses me tenderly. Passion rages as my loins drip from my lust.

He brings me close, caressing my breasts and kisses me from the depths of his emotion.

I can stand it no further; I stroke his capable shaft until it rises willingly.

 

Clothes fall to the floor; restraint no longer contained.

Breathing labored now, he enters my willing flesh.

Loves labor strokes lust’s pleasure as he deeply penetrates my wanton spirit.

In… Out…, In…Out…No longer could I contain my pleasure.

Building…Building… At last I am consumed by Nature’s desires and explode in a sensual crescendo.

 

Alone again, I smile, and take pleasure from my lovers picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just Ask Sooz

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I have a problem. I am a Premature-ejaculator. I have had this problem for years and it is VERY embarrassing. My girlfriend and I have been together for 2 years now and every time we make love, I “spill” the milk before I am supposed to.

My girlfriend has been understanding about all of this but would obviously like the problem rectified. I have been to my Urologist and he has made some suggestions but they haven’t seemed to work.

I know you are not a Dr. Sooz but you ARE somewhat of a sex expert and anything you could do to help me would be greatly appreciated.

Spilling the Beans

 

Dear Spilling:

First of all, thank you for that GLOWING comment about me being a sex expert, (Flips red hair from side to side and smiles). Tell me…At the risk of being RUDE, do you watch a lot of porn? If you do, ease off. The more porn you watch and then ejaculate, the more you are contributing to your problem.

Here are a couple of things that you could try that should help. The next time you make love, when you feel like you are going to “Go for the Gold”, STOP… That’s right, completely stop for a minute and relax. When the feeling passes, start again and do the same thing. I suggest trying this 3 or 4 times before you let Mr. Happy spray a volcano.

You could also try a “Mr. Happy Ring”, OK; they are not actually CALLED Mr. Happy rings, but the man or woman at the store will know what you are talking about. These can be purchased at any sex store and should help you once fully erect, last longer.

A third suggestion would be to masturbate ahead of time. This will slow down the NEED for ejaculation when you are making love. I hope this has helped you but remember, Practice…Practice….Practice. Good Luck…

 

 

 

Wicked Wednesday—The Big Bang—

Woman masturbating

Today I am going to talk about the ultimate orgasm, the Vaginal Bang. Many women have never experienced this ultimate pleasure and I am here to tell you HOW to achieve this magnificent feeling.

The secret here guys is for your woman to be VERY excited. In other words, a 5 minute warm up is NOT going to cut it unless your significant other is already hot, bothered and ready for some action.

Honestly, the most common reason why many women never have a vaginal orgasm is because it is triggered by continuous pressure on our G spots. There are a multitude of reasons why we or our significant others fall short here.

Usually it’s because of one or two things. One, we are not excited enough, or two, either we or our significant others are lacking in the skill needed to achieve Natures wonderful release.

Make sure we are well lubricated, tease us, feel around our pussy without actually touching our clit. Give us LOTS of stimulation. Kissing, slowly feeling our breasts and nipples, and then work your way down to our love spot and tenderly spend some time there.

Ladies, if you are pleasing yourselves, YOU know how to get the job done, so get to it. The important point here is to take your time, FEEL the sensations ease over your body and generally feel like you could cum at any moment.

OK…Here’s the play by play “technically” speaking. While lying on your back, lift up your legs, feet flat on the bed and knees in an upright position. If you are SELF pleasuring yourself, take your second and third fingers, place them in your vagina. Now, stick them up about two inches, on the top of your vagina, until you feel a ribbed bump. This would be your G spot.

With light pressure at first, move your fingers like a come hither motion, slowly at first until your excitement heightens. Then, try putting a bit more pressure there and finger yourself a little faster until you FEEL the explosion coming.

More than likely, you’ll feel as if you have to pee. I recommend using the bathroom just prior to pleasuring yourself. The truth is, this will probably be from the increase in fluid that you will release. Don’t worry, I’ve never peed the bed yet ladies.

As you feel your orgasm coming, place your other hand on your clit and softly stroke it. This should DEFINITELY do it for you. Your back will arch, you may expel fluid, (CUM), and most likely you will shudder with utter delight.

Guys, you would follow the same procedure as I’ve mentioned above. It MAY take a while to happen, many times full excitement doesn’t happen for 30 to 45 min. With ME, I’m ALWAYS horny so I can usually cum in about 10-15 minutes. Everybody is different.

Remember… The trick here is to get VERY excited by doing or having your partner do whatever it takes to make you hotter than Gehenna. Practice makes perfect. Actually, I think I am going to “practice” right now. If anyone needs further help or technical instruction, please feel free to PM me. Good Luck and enjoy…

 

 

Wicked Wednesday-The Fluffernutter-

****************NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED****************

 

Today I am going to be talking about Masturbation. Yes, I know, what does a Fluffernutter have to do with Masturbation? NOTHING…I just thought the name sounds euphemistically better than Masturbation.

 

Masturbation has such a dirty name here in the US and I hope I can change that way of thinking. As most of you who read me know, I am a Nymphomaniac. Because I have such a HIGH sex drive, I NEED to either have sex with a partner 6-8 times per day…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….OR, masturbate…DING DING DING!!!

 

Let me just clear up a couple of age old taboos here. First of all, if you masturbate a LOT, you are NOT going to go crazy. Take me, for example, I am living proof. OK…I HEARD that comment way back in the cheap seats.

 

Secondly, you are NOT going to go BLIND, well, completely blind anyway, you MAY have to get glasses eventually….JUST KIDDING…Hmmmmmm….

 

Last, masturbation is NOT dirty. We NEED it to relieve stress and relax. There now, feel better? Now you can have a fluffernutter all you want without having ANY reservations.

 

For those of you women out there who may not know HOW to FLUFF and give yourself great orgasms, let me help walk you through it. First, you need a Vagina…Check… I’m going here today with a Woman’s masturbation technique because well, I’m a woman. Of course, I ALSO know how to FLUFF men but today, it’s ALL about us woman. Pay attention guys, you just MIGHT learn something.

 

Now, if you are a little shy about your body and don’t cum to  orgasm, let me help you out here. I am usually a little drunk, (except while at work), I just feel that this adds to my orgasm. I am NOT saying however that YOU have to be under the influence of alcohol, for me, it just helps me to relax.

 

Now, there are two types of Orgasms, clitoral, and vaginal. At work, or if I just need a quickie, I go for the clitoral orgasm. At home however, I go for the BIG BAD BANG orgasm.

 

For the clitoral orgasm, I just wet my fingers with my tongue, and then wet my pussy. I stroke myself up and down along the outside of my vaginal lips, then I place two fingers inside and slowly make a circle around my clit. I am VERY careful however not to touch it yet as I want to build the excitement. I LOVE my breasts and nipples felt so with my other hand, I am usually cupping and gently squeezing my breasts and then pinching my nipples while I slide my finger like a cock in and out of my pussy.

 

I do this for a while until I am nice and excited, then, I slowly rotate my two wet fingers around my clit. It doesn’t take me long to feel the urgency to cum. I can now feel a wave of NEED pulsating through my body.

 

I lean back, spread my legs wide, and re-enter myself with my wet fingers. It takes no longer than 5 seconds for the wave to overcome me and my body just pulsates and explodes with excitement.

 

Try it ladies….You’ll LIKE it…Next week, I will explain how to make most any woman squirt from the pleasure of a vaginal orgasm….Stay tuned guys and gals…

 

Until Later…

Adult Sex Survey Answers From Sooz–No One Under 18 Admitted–

 

I’ll be honest…I was a little drunk when I thought of this BUT…I still thought it would be fun…I will give you MY answers to these tomorrow. REALLY…I WILL…

 
If you answer TRUTHFULLY…I may just send this out to a couple thousand people and then write a book…So….Let’s see what ya got people…DON’T BE BASHFUL NOW……..

1.   Do you like sex?—More than I can express….Well in WORDS anyway…

 
2.   On a scale of 1-10, how MUCH do you like sex?—52

 
3.   How many times a day do you THINK about sex OR ABOUT something sexy? I am ALWAYS thinking about sex even when sleeping….

4.   How many times a day do you Masturbate?–6-8

 
5.   Have you ever had a Threesome?–Many times….Yummy…

 
6.   Would you LIKE to have a threesome? My number is 1-800-555-3754…*SMILES*

7.   Do you like having sex better totally sober OR a little drunk?–Drunk–

 
8.   Ever had sex in a car?…In a bar…In a jar??? Sorry, Dr. Seuss taking over there for a minute…NOT in a Jar BUT pretty much EVERYWHERE else you can think of…

9.   Do you like taking your partners clothes off?–Ohhhh Yeahhhhhhhh…..

 
10.  Have you ever worn your partners Panties, Boxers, Bra’s etc?–If they want me to SURE….

 
11.  Have you ever role played while having sex?–Yes–I LOVE to be the school girl….*DEMURE SMILE*

 
12.  Do you like it…Slow and Easy….Rough and tumble…Or DEPENDS?–Depends on my mood….Both actually…

 
13.  Do you have any fetishes? Shoes, Water Sports, Bondage?–Let’s just say You name a fetish, good chance I HAVE it…

 
14.  How many times a week do you have sex? ***DON’T LIE***–Minimum 42…

 
15.  Do you like giving/receiving blow jobs?–I Lovvvve Giving Blow Jobs–

 
16.  Have you ever had sex in a public place…Park…Elevator…Neighbors Water Fountain? If so…WHERE?–Park-YES,Elevator-YES,Bus-Yes,Train,YES,plane YES…ETC…ETC…

17.  Have you ever watched someone else having sex BESIDES TV OR MOVIES? I’m talking LIVE here baby…Hehehe…YES….VERY SEXY…

18.   Do you use sex toys while making love with your partner?–YES–

 
19.   Do you enjoy sex on the spur of the moment or like to plan your love making?…Baby, I like sex ANY FUCKING time…(Except 4 AM)

20.  Would you rather have your partner be tall dark and handsome, beautiful as a model or Funny?–YES….Funny if I HAD to Choose…

21.  Have you ever tried anal sex?–YES…Love it…

 
22.  Would you consider trying anal sex?

 
23.  What is your favorite sex position?–You NAME a position, THAT’s my FAVORITE…

 
24.  How many times a week would you LIKE to have sex?–As OFTEN as possible…

 
25.  Describe your ULTIMATE sex partner either male or female?…Male–Fit and able with a pulse…Female…Fit and able with a pulse…*SMILES*

 

26.  How many partners have you had: 1-10……10-20….20-30…., OR more?–WELL over 1000…

 

27.  Have you ever had sex while driving a car?–YES—Who HASN’T?

 

28.  Do you prefer oral sex or intercourse? Dosen’t Matter…Both Preferably.

 

29.  Do you have a favorite time of day or night you enjoy having sex?–BOTH–

 

30.  Have you ever had a one night stand?–ALL THE TIME—

 

ANY QUESTIONS???

Adult Sex Survey–No one under 18 Admitted–

I’ll be honest…I was a little drunk when I thought of this BUT…I still thought it would be fun…I will give you MY answers to these tomorrow. REALLY…I WILL…

If you answer TRUTHFULLY…I may just send this out to a couple thousand people and then write a book…So….Let’s see what ya got people…DON’T BE BASHFUL NOW……..

1.   Do you like sex?

2.   On a scale of 1-10, how MUCH do you like sex?

3.   How many times a day do you THINK about sex OR ABOUT something sexy?

4.   How many times a day do you Masturbate?

5.   Have you ever had a Threesome?

6.   Would you LIKE to have a threesome? My number is 1-800-555-3754…*SMILES*

7.   Do you like having sex better totally sober OR a little drunk?

8.   Ever had sex in a car?…In a bar…In a jar??? Sorry, Dr. Seuss taking over there for a minute…

9.   Do you like taking your partners clothes off?

10.  Have you ever worn your partners Panties, Boxers, Bra’s etc?

11.  Have you ever role played while having sex?

12.  Do you like it…Slow and Easy….Rough and tumble…Or DEPENDS?

13.  Do you have any fetishes? Shoes, Water Sports, Bondage?

14.  How many times a week do you have sex? ***DON’T LIE***

15.  Do you like giving/receiving blow jobs?

16.  Have you ever had sex in a public place…Park…Elevator…Neighbors Water Fountain? If so…WHERE?

17.  Have you ever watched someone else having sex BESIDES TV OR MOVIES? I’m talking LIVE here baby…Hehehe..

18.   Do you use sex toys while making love with your partner?

19.   Do you enjoy sex on the spur of the moment or like to plan your love making?

20.  Would you rather have your partner be tall dark and handsome, beautiful as a model or Funny?

21.  Have you ever tried anal sex?

22.  Would you consider trying anal sex?

23.  What is your favorite sex position?

24.  How many times a week would you LIKE to have sex?

25.  Describe your ULTIMATE sex partner either male or female…

26.  How many partners have you had: 1-10……10-20….20-30…., OR more?

27.  Have you ever had sex while driving a car?

28.  Do you prefer oral sex or intercourse?

29.  Do you have a favorite time of day or night you enjoy having sex?

30.  Have you ever had a one night stand?

 

Masturbation Monday Poem

 

Pictures of you dancing in my head, make my soul quiver with intensity.

I FEEL you as your full lips meet mine, our heads together, and your hands upon my bosom.

I feel myself flush, and the wetness from within is like a gentle rain watering a garden.

I can stand it no longer; the night is long and loves LUST demands satisfaction.

Slowly I feel the forbidden fruit as I slide from the mountains, to the plains, and arriving at my final destination, the valley of pleasure.

My breath quickens as the lust within me rages.

Faster and faster my fingers toil, the moaning responds like a coyote howling in the moonlit sky.

I feel the Earth shudder as the arching of my back and Lust’s love sends me into Heavens pleasure.

Once again, my mind returns me to your image. I feel you gently embrace my love, and hold me within your loving arms.

I am satiated once again.

The Masturbation Proclamation

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                                Don’t spank me or I’ll GRAB Mr. Happy

Recently I read a funny article on Spanking the Monkey or Male Masturbation. It made me wonder about this often considered TABOO subject.  Now, for those of you who know me, you KNOW there is NO TABOO subject that I will NOT talk about. So, without further adieu, let’s dive right in and take a good look at both Male AND Female masturbation.

First order of business, Who masturbates MORE? Go ahead…Take a guess. If you guessed MEN, then you would be right. In a recent clinical study by “The Big Bang Group”, it showed that 7 out of 10 men masturbated BUT, only 5 out of 10 women. Obviously only FIVE out of TEN Women actually ANSWERED this question.

Interestingly enough, while MORE men Masturbate, Women on the other hand, have the distinct honor of masturbating MORE FREQUENTLY than their male counterparts. That’s right baby…We GET IT ON more than guys do. Do you know why? It’s because…Oh I’m sorry, go ahead and answer you eager Beavers. If you said it’s because we can have MULTIPLE ORGASMS in a very short period of time, you would be correct. This is not to say that Men don’t ENJOY it JUST as much, They just can’t ENJOY it as many TIMES as we can.
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                Fifth Times The Charm

So, why is this such a TABOO topic? Everyone DOES it, well, ALMOST everyone. Why are we so afraid to talk about it? Think about it, when we are with our Guy or Gal friends we can’t seem to SHUT UP about our SEXUAL encounters. Why is this such a deep and dark secret. Hey, I’m not saying we should get together over drinks and talk about how many times we got ourselves off, I’m just saying we shouldn’t be afraid to talk about it.

Masturbation is actually a GOOD thing. It has several benefits that can be derived from the act.

* It helps us “Discover” our sexual triggers and makes us more aware of our bodies. We can tell our partners just how we like to be touched. For ME, it really doesn’t matter however, all you have to do is LOOK at my Nether Region lovingly and I will have an Orgasm.

* It improves sleep–Zzzzzzzzzz…Sorry, nodded off there.

* It Creates a sense of well being– Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

* It relieves tension and the stresses of the day–Oh yeah baby DE-STRESSES me.

Most important though…IT FEELS GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

The following are some of the Myths thought to be associated with masturbation:

* Growing hair on your palms–Only if done 5 times daily and over many years. Pace yourselves accordingly.

* Going Blind–Again…ONLY if you get the semen in your eyes.

* Makes your sex organs shrink or change color–I’ve ALWAYS been curious as to WHAT color they change to. Maybe a nice Fuchsia or pretty Robin Egg Blue.

* Causes Mental Illness–OK…The jury is STILL out on this one and don’t argue with me or I’ll CUT ya.

* Stunts growth–PULLLLEEEEEASE!!!!! We ALL shrink as we get older, it has NOTHING to do with masturbating 8 times a day (Oops!!!), I don’t THINK???!!!???
 
So…There you have it. There is NOTHING to worry about. I suggest we all retire to our bedrooms or favorite toilets and just RELIEVE some stress. Nice talking with ya.

Until Later…