Giggle Time–Redneck Medical Terms

 

I thought this was HYSTERICAL…..Enjoy….

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.

Medical Term

 

Redneck Definition

Artery

–

The study of paintings

Bacteria

–

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

–

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

–

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

–

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

–

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

–

Made eye contact with her

Colic

–

A sheep dog

Coma

–

A punctuation mark

Dilate

–

To live long

Enema

–

Not a friend

Fester

–

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

–

A small lie

Impotent

–

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

–

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

–

A Doctor’s cane

Morbid

–

A higher offer

Nitrates

–

Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node

Outpatient

–

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

–

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

–

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

–

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

–

Nearly killed him

Secretion

–

Hiding something

Seizure

–

Roman Emperor

Tablet

–

Terminal Illness

–

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

–

One plus one more

Urine

–

Opposite of you’re out

 

Until Later…