
I thought this was HYSTERICAL…..Enjoy….
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.Medical Term
Redneck DefinitionArtery–The study of paintingsBacteria–Back door to cafeteriaBarium–What doctors do when patients dieBenign–What you be, after you be eightCaesarean Section–A neighborhood in RomeCat scan–Searching for KittyCauterize–Made eye contact with herColic–A sheep dogComa–A punctuation markDilate–To live longEnema–Not a friendFester–Quicker than someone elseFibula–A small lieImpotent–Distinguished, well knownLabor Pain–Getting hurt at workMedical Staff–A Doctor’s caneMorbid–A higher offerNitrates–Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than DaysNodeOutpatient–A person who has faintedPelvis–Second cousin to ElvisPost Operative–A letter carrierRecovery Room–Place to do upholsteryRectum–Nearly killed himSecretion–Hiding somethingSeizure–Roman EmperorTablet–Terminal Illness–Getting sick at the airportTumor–One plus one moreUrine–Opposite of you’re out
Until Later…