What is The World’s Favorite Food

Sometimes I just get these CRAZY notions into my head that I just HAVE to knowToday, it was about the WORLD’S Favorite Food. Any takers, come on now, no cheating!!!

If you guessed Cheeseburgers, you would be WRONG, but close. Hotdogs, Chicken, Tacos, NOPE!!! The number one food preferred around the globe isSay it with me peoplePIZZADing Ding Ding!!!!!!

Yup, the world has fallen in love with that gesture delicacy we call a Pizza. Everywhere people are clamoring for pizza. Pizza with ham, pineapple, anchovies, pepperoni, and of course the thing that ties all its goodness togetherCHEESE!!!

The first DOCUMENTED Pizza was from a little town in Italy known as Gaeta in 997 AD. Flat breads, however, like focaccia have been around many thousands of years. Usually the toppings back then were just some herbs and garlic on the flat bread and then used as a dinner food.

Cheeseburgers were #2 on the list with just about everything on them you could think of from many different parts of the globe. The favorite fixens for MY cheeseburgers are-Chili pepper, jalapeno peppers, and ketchup, mmmmmmmm…

In the USA, our favorite MEAL voted hands down was….Dum Dum DumThanksgiving Dinner. This, of course, comes with with the traditional turkey, or turducken, stuffing, and different assortments of vegetables, breads, and pies. OK, I must admit, it’s mine too, more Pumpkin Pie pleaseWHAT????

So tell me, what’s YOUR favorite food or meal? Man, is anybody ELSE  hungry???

Until Later…

10 Ways To Order a Pizza


Occasionally, I just like to do things for fun. The following represents just SOME of the ways that I have ordered a pizza.

10.  Pretend or BE EXTREMLY inebriated…This is fun because it puts the burden on the order taker. Usually I will be slurring and I order SEVERAL different ingredients on my Pizza. Always fun to see what I get.

9.   Order a made up ingredient…I LOVE this one, sometimes I will order cheese, pepperoni, and Turnabager. Keep insisting that you want it and talk to the manager if necessary.

8.   In Italian…See how long it takes before they can find an interpreter.

7.   Ask if you can super size it with Fries and a drink…When they say NO, ask WHY and just keep asking like you don’t understand why.

6.   Tell them you want a THICK crust on just HALF of the Pizza and THIN on the other.

5.   After a lengthy order is taken, ask if you can pay by the barter system, when they say NO, tell them you have done it that way there before.

4.   ASK if they deliver…If yes, tell them you want it delivered UNDER the bridge in a ghetto section of your choice.  

3.   Order a Pizza’s and then have it delivered to another Pizza joints address.

2.   Tell the order taker you re playing a joke on your boss, would they add LOTS of Cayenne pepper and jalapeno peppers cut up really small. If Yes, have it delivered as a gift to your boss from XYZ co. I LOVE this one…Hehehehe.

1.   Call and ask if they could make a specialty ‘Hen Way’ Pizza for you, when they ask “What’s a Hen way, you tell them about 3lbs. And hang up…

Oh…If you ever need a Pizza ordered…Just call me…I’ll take good care of you.

Until Later…