Why is Valentine’s Day All About Women and NOT About Both Parties?

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I have heard many men ask this question, and here’s the answer…Because it IS…THAT’S why, there!! Let’s face it, they’re some pretty romantic guys out there, but the true ROMANCE part of them is seen few and far between.

Valentine’s Day is that special time of year that CELEBRATES that romance for us women. We look forward to it, we crave the attention, and of course the flowers, going out to dinner, and candy don’t hurt any either.

Many times, it is a special day where we get asked for our beloveds to marry us. It’s just one of those special days for us where we feel loved and have the attention all to ourselves. Yes, I know there are many who feel that it is just a rip off by the venders, and while that may be true, we STILL appreciate your undivided attention.

I’ve been asked, what would I like as a token of romance on Valentine’s Day? For ME, it’s all about the thoughtfulness. Write me a verse, make dinner for me, bake me something special that will tickle my taste buds, these are what floats MY boat in the romance department. Oh yeah, one more thing, if you DO decide to cook me dinner, please clean UP the mess also. Let me languish in the luxury of romance.

Believe me guys, if you do these little things, no matter WHAT your opinion of the Holiday is, you will be thanked tenfold in the boudoir. Romance Rules…

 

 

 

The Blanket of Love

Hold me close.
Let me feel your loving arms close around my shoulders.
Whisper sweet nothings, and let me feel your breath.
Pull me in, touch my lips, move me.

Wrapped within a dream, I must not awake.
My head is spinning, my body, in kind, responds with sensual delight.
Love me on Forever’s path, as I am comforted within your arms…
Stay with me in Heavens glory, and forever, let me bask in thy embrace.

The Love Letter Every Gal Yearns to Receive

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Since I’m the one writing this, THIS letter will be to ME from my handsome and romantic Prince.

My Darling Sooz:

While we just parted not but an hour ago, I am no longer able to contain myself. Your beauty possesses my every thought, and the necessity to express my love has overcome my Human senses. I am but a humble servant in your love dearest, you command my heart, and have been forever embedded within my soul.

Your smile radiates like the sun itself, sending me into a hypnotic state so deep, not even the depths of the Oceans could compare. You have forever changed my life.

I cherish all there is about you, the smile that could silence a million fold;  those lips, red as Rubies, and luscious as the day is long, your eyes, Green as  Summer grass after being kissed by the morning dew, and fiery red locks that sets off a beauty possessed only by a goddess.

Saying I long to caress your velvet skin and kiss those silky lips doesn’t does NOT my rhetoric justice. I NEED to engulf you, I LUST for thy sweet countenance. Deny me not my love, for your love is like my bread of Life. I must possess it daily to satisfy my heart’s desire, and my body’s hunger.

Be gentle with me my love, I am but a man, a man who has lost his will to live without your attentiveness. Know that I love you beyond the stars, and that I patiently await for the time our souls may touch.

Your humble and loving servant,

Prince Charming

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Evening Mist

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Once upon a summer’s eve a vision came to be,

A beauty in the evening mist did cast her spell on me.

Head held high and statuesque, her eyes as black as coal,

As though an angel cast from Heaven, she peered into my soul.

 

Her beauty was divinely pure, her grace in Ballerina’s style,

Lips that glowed upon her face, as she began to smile.

She glanced my way with batted eyes, and flipped her hair around,

The room was still as deafened night, the crowd made not a sound.

 

Slowly she sauntered across the room, giving me her grin.

As she walked, I knew forthwith, that I was reeled in.

She took my had so effortless, and placed it on her breast,

My body tingled from the rush; your imagination can fuel the rest.

 

I never saw her from that night, remembering our tryst,

The girl who shared my dreams that night, together in the Evening mist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Valentine’s Day Shmalantine’s Day

 

YES!!! I know I’m already writing about Valentine’s Day and it’s ONLY the 29th. of January. I figured I would get a jump on it like Target and all the other stores. I mean what GOOD is it if you can’t buy your candy and roses two weeks ahead of time and then give them to your sweetie on Valentine’s Day?

 

Sure, the roses will be all withered and about dead, and the candy will be stale BUT…You will HAVE something for your significant other. Isn’t THAT really the point to this whole Holiday?

 

Let’s be honest here, Men will wait until the day before or the day OF and then go out and get something for us that is supposed to be heartfelt and all gooey romantic…BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! One year when I was in a short term relationship and all I got was some bath salts from the freakin’ drugstore…SERIOUSLY???

 

I know what some of you are thinking…”Well Sooz, it’s the THOUGHT, not the actual gift that counts.” To THAT I say GOBBLESPLAT… ( Made up word, it just sounded funny). Usually, be honest here guys, you are JUST doing it so you can get a little action that night.

 

Look, I’m not saying that our guys don’t CARE for us, all I’m saying is that they don’t even THINK of us until the TV starts flooding the screen with ads about it; THEN, they HAVE to go out and get something to keep them in the running for Nookie that night.

 

How about this guys…Make us dinner with candlelight, do the dishes for us, tell us we are the most important thing in your world, THIS is what we’re looking for, the ROMANTIC gesture. Sure, roses and candy are nice, BUT, it doesn’t really show your romantic side.

 

This year how about all of you step up, make us FEEL like we are special; take a nice bath with us, TALK to us, let us know that you truly love us, if you do this, we will feel good about ourselves and the Nookie will be a shoe in…

 

Ohhh….For those of you like ME that may not have a significant other, do what I do, PAMPER yourself, get good and drunk, and fall asleep in the bathtub…

 

Until Later…

 

Thoughts for Valentine’s Day

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It’s coming up on Valentine’s Day and I have a few thoughts. For those of you who may NOT know the story of Valentine’s Day, it all started back during the Roman Empire.

There are several different versions but let me give you the Romantic one. According to Wiki, (And who DOESN’T believe Wikipedia), Valentinus, a Catholic priest, was imprisoned for marrying soldiers of the Roman Empire. Supposedly, Rome believed that by getting married, the soldiers wouldn’t want to fight as hard for the Empire. All they would want to do is BOINK their wives and eat well… Whatever they ate back then, Curds and Whey I think.

Anyway, as the story goes, Valentinus said to HELL with Rome and secretly married the soldiers anyway. He was caught, arrested, and thrown into some deep dark dungeon somewhere to rot.

Okay, where was I now? Oh yeah…So, there he is sittin’ and rottin’ when the daughter of his jailer, a woman named Asterius, ( I KNOW…RIGHT???), what ever happened to like Delilah  or SUE??? Anyway, she got the HOTS for Valentinus and he for her. I know, he was a priest and all, but dungeons and rottin’ CHANGE a man.

As it turns out, before his execution, he wrote a letter to his beloved and signed it…From your Vanentinus. Ever since, we write “From your Valentine” on our cards because well…Valentinus just doesn’t SOUND as nice now DOES it??? Wasn’t that a romantic story? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………..

So what are YOU doing for Valentine’s Day? Are you going to make a special dinner for YOUR beloved? Will you cover your table with Rose pedals and have long stemmed candles? Just so you guys KNOW, this is what I want. Just in case anyone out there might be thinking of me.

I always thought it would be romantic to make a gift box with coupons with special things in it. For example: A romantic bath for two, or one free week of washing the dishes. Of course a trip to Aruba or Cancun would also be nice, just some thoughts here guys…

What EVER you do for that special Valentine of yours, I hope it will be a ROMANTIC DAY for BOTH of you. **Winks** I’ll be thinking of everyone. Muah!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone…

Until Later…