Ten Things NEVER to Admit

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Ten Things NEVER To Admit

10. I’m pregnant with Dads baby

 9. Mom is my SISTER

 8. The family Jewels are Hidden under Dads pants

 7. I don’t have a drug problem, it’s just SNOWING under my nose

 6. I’m NOT a drunk…I’m just helping my friend KEEP his bar open

 5. OK…That Sports doping thingy…I thought I was just donating blood

 4. I am NOT a Nazi, You ignorant cock sucking black Jew Bastard

 3. No…I did NOT train Charles Manson

 2. The head in the freezer is just for my Science project Mom

 1. “I did NOT have sex with that woman”