You can’t blame gravity for falling in love…. Albert Einstein
It’s all the MOON’S fault!!!…Sooz
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
I disagree, I say that in order to KEEP your balance, you need TRAINING WHEELS!!!…Sooz
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value… Albert Einstein
I say, Strive for BOTH!!! OK, I’m greedy!!! …Sooz
When Life sends you lemons…Just add Tequila. MY question…Why doesn’t life ever send us TEQUILA???
If at first you don’t succeed…Marry a sugar daddy…Nuff Said…:)
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature… Marilyn Monroe… Hey…It’s not NICE to fool Mother Nature.
It’s not that I COULDN’T give up drinking; I just don’t want the economy to collapse…Sooz…
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night… Woody Allen…I always make sure I book a motel in advance.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night… Woody Allen,,,I always book the motel WELL in advance. Hehehehe
“If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.”
If you TALK with God; AND you HAVE schizophrenia, then welcome to MY family.
“The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
“The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
“The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
“The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
I say, Become a HOOKER, you need NO degree and make more money than ALL of the combined professions.
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
No funny retort here, the above quote says it ALL now doesn’t it???
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Genius starts at the beginning of Creativity and ends with Insanity.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
DUH!!! Have I ever suggested that YOU were crazy???
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
I am in SERIOUS trouble here…I booked the rubber room for Monday. 🙂
A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.
Especially if she has Big Boobs and a Nice Ass to go WITH that smile, just sayin’.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
You Better DROP the F**KING cat as fast as you can.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
Once He gets out of the HOSPITAL of Course.