Ten Things Men Wished Women WOULDN’T Do

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 10. Write a blog about 10 things Women wished GUY’S knew about SEX.

9.   Ask them questions that have no REAL answer so they get into trouble.

8.   Bitch about that they NEVER ask for directions. (Even though they DON’T)…Oh wait….Was THAT considered BITCHING????????????

7.   Talk till Men’s EARS fall off.

6.   Make them hold our Purses.

5.   Send them to the store to buy our “Female” Products…

4.   Change the TV channel to Dancing With The Stars when THEY are watching something FRIVOLOUS like SPORTS.

3.   Name our cars ( What’s wrong with THAT??? )

2.   Nag… Nag… Nag…WHAT??? ( Looks the other way )…

1.   Bitch that all men want is ONE thing…………….BEER……….Got ya with that one didn’t I…Hehehehehe…

Until Later…

 

13 Fun Things to do in an Elevator

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Pretend you’re the elevator operator and call out the floors as you approach them.

Pass gas and then quietly point to someone else and hold your nose.

Sing along with the elevator music.

Dance

Start talking to everyone…WARNING…They may look at you funny and ask if you are on any medications.

Bring some books on the elevator and then ask someone to hold them while you READ one.

Pick your nose disgustingly…Afterwards…Ask if anyone has a Kleenex.

Say…”Is it HOT in here”, and start disrobing.

Ask each person which floor they are going to and WHY.

Yell FIRE and watch to see what happens. Hopefully…There is no one from Home Land Security on board.

Start Praying really loud.

Eat a sub sandwich in front of everyone and ask them if they would like a bite.

Shave your armpits.

Until Later…