I’m here today to discuss one of the most talked about subjects ever: Q-Tips. Recently, several alarming reports have been made about Q Tips being used for cleaning wax out of the ears. People…NEVER use Q Tips for this purpose. It can damage your ear drums to the extent that you may CONSTANTLY hear Justin Bieber songs singing in your head.
A much BETTER use for this product is for cleaning OTHER holes. Suggestions would be:
1. The Nose—A little LUBE on the end of the cotton, stick in as far as possible without gagging, and pull out boogers. This would be a similar move compared with little Jack Horner EXCEPT…HE pulled out plums NOT boogers. Well, not that I KNOW of anyway.
2. How about a good Va Jay Ja cleaning. I know…Ewwwww right? Hey…Sometimes you just need a good thorough swabbing though, just in case there are any left-over particulars from the night before. Oh come ON… You know what I’m talking about here.
3. How about for a good DNA swabbing, you know, just in case you’ve murdered someone? Hey, they have to find you SOMEHOW right? I know, I watch WAY too much CSI on TV.
Last but certainly not LEAST, how about mini sword fighting or baton twirling; OK I realize you would have to be only 10 inches tall but STILL, it’s a possibility.
How about you folks, any creative ideas for Q Tip use other than the plain and simple ones like make up application? I’ll be interested to see what you come up with. Good Luck…
Until Later…
Dip them in sugar, cut in half, use as cotton candy for really really short people!
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Hehehehehe…..LOOVE that one….Hehehehehe…
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Sooz
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Ewww vagina swabbing… well I think my gyno did that a few times.
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I just couldn’t RESIST….Hehehehehe…..
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Sooz
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All I can think of is that scene from one of those “Nightmare on Elm Street” movies, where the kids is deaf because his abusive mother obsessively cleaned his ears with these long swabs, jamming them in until they came out bloody. Uck.
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Ewwwwwwwwww……I get chills just thinking about that.
Hehehe…
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Sooz
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An impressive share! I have just forwarded this onto a colleague who has been conducting a little homework
on this. And he actually ordered me breakfast simply because I discovered
it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!
! But yeah, thanks for spending time to talk about this matter here
on your website.
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Thank you very much for reading me.
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Sooz
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I think it’s better not to provide social security quantity.Do they called you ans ID?
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🙂
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Sooz
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