It’s always nice to get a special Birthday wish so here are a few of mine I’ve WANTED to send…
Happy Birthday: I am enclosing a bag of Viagra so you can get laid BEFORE your next one.
Happy Birthday: Wishing you all the happiness in the world… For the little time you have left.
Happy Birthday: This IS your birthday right?
Happy Birthday: Please find enclosed a dictionary…Now you can help you keep your AFFAIRS in alphabetical order. Ex. Alex,Alexander, Bill etc.
Happy Birthday: To the woman who has a heart of Cold…I mean gold…
Happy Birthday: Wishing you the best that LIFE has to offer…IN PRISON.
Happy Birthday: To the man who has everything…well…except for health,money,and friends. Enjoy your special day.
Happy Birthday: May you live a long life… Longer than your expected Dr.’s prediction.
Happy Birthday: May you “Live Long and Prosper”…God knows, it would be ABOUT TIME…
Happy Birthday, To my hard assed,overbearing,and punitive father….Now…. make a wish and blow out your brains.
Until Later…
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