Giggle time–Warning – Do Not Order Mexican Viagra !

 

 

Important Bulletin

Many men are buying “black market” Viagra pills

from Mexican mail-order drug stores.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that

several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with

ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.

The results can be horrible.

Here is what you get when you combine Viagra

with Mexican Jumping Beans.

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Funny Things To Say On a Birthday Card

It’s always nice to get a special Birthday wish so here are a few of mine I’ve WANTED to send…

Happy Birthday: I am enclosing a bag of Viagra so you can get laid  BEFORE your  next one.

Happy Birthday:  Wishing you all the happiness in the world… For the little time you have left.

Happy Birthday:  This IS your birthday right?

Happy Birthday:  Please find enclosed a dictionary…Now you can help you keep your AFFAIRS in alphabetical order. Ex. Alex,Alexander, Bill etc.

Happy Birthday:  To the woman who has a heart of Cold…I mean gold…

Happy Birthday:  Wishing you the best that LIFE has to offer…IN PRISON.

Happy Birthday:  To the man who has everything…well…except for health,money,and  friends. Enjoy your special day.

Happy Birthday:  May you live a long life… Longer than your expected Dr.’s prediction.

Happy Birthday:  May you “Live Long and Prosper”…God knows, it would be ABOUT TIME…

Happy Birthday,  To my hard assed,overbearing,and punitive father….Now…. make a wish and blow out your brains.

Until Later…

Note: Opinions here are not necessarily expressed by this author….Ohhh Hell, of course they are….No hate mail PLEASE… 🙂