Unusual Christmas gifts

Christmas time is gift giving time. It’s the time of year where you are looking for just the right gift to give to Uncle Bart or Aunt Fee Fee. You’ve searched and searched and still no creative ideas. What do you do?

Well, worry no more. Here are some great Christmas gifts for those “Hard To Buy For” friends or relatives. Here is the first little gem for your buying pleasure.

The Santa Tootin’ Tush is a hysterical Christmas decoration to hang around the house or as a new favorite ornament on the tree. Santa does a lot of work on Christmas Eve and it apparently gives him some serious gas. It’s a lot of pressure on Old Saint Nick. Squeeze the Santa Tootin’ Tush Farting Ornament and it will fart a few bars of “Deck The Halls” for an impressive 15 or so seconds. If you think that’s easy, why don’t you try it at home? (Note: It may be very possible after a huge Christmas meal)

Each farting holiday ornament is about 5″ tall by 3″ wide and made of polyester fiber.  Batteries included. For Ages 3 & Up.

Price: $9.95

OR…How about this?

                       OOPS

NOW Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph CRAPPY?!

Watch out below, looks like one of Santa’s sleigh team is a little backed up for the holidays. This funny labeled, root beer flavored, gumball filled container makes for an unexpected holiday gift. Place it under the Christmas tree or stuff it in a stocking, either way the recipient is going to poop himself with laughter!

Each funny labeled, clear container is filled with approx. 24, 1 inch in diameter, Root Beer Flavored, Gum Balls.

Price: $5.95

Last but not least we have this:

The Magic Growing Christmas Tree when fully grown, looks like a real Christmas tree. Not like those dopey Sea Monkeys, that did nothing but die on us. Easier than stuffing a stocking, simply insert the Magic Growing Christmas Tree in it’s dish, spread the branches, add the “magical” water and watch it grow.  Actually, the Magic Growing Christmas Tree takes about 12 hours to grow, so unless you like to stare, go about your business. However, don’t forget to check on it every now and then and you’ll start to see the very cool transformation.

Includes:

– String of Christmas Balls
– Sparkles
– A shiny star to top off your beautiful new Magic Growing Christmas Tree.

The Magic Growing Christmas Tree stands approx. 6″ tall and should last 3 to 4 days after grown.

Price: $7.95

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Until Later…

Gifts For The People You Can’t Stand

Since this is my one hundredth post, I thought and thought about what to write that would be REALLY funny and finally, I came up with THIS idea.

With the Holiday Season coming up I thought about gift giving. We all love receiving gifts, we tell our friends and relatives what we want and then IF we’re lucky, we receive them. OK, THAT’S the EASY part, but WHAT about those people though that you just can’t STAND.? What if you gave THEM some kind of gift that matched their FLAWS?

Take for example my next door neighbor. He is a nice guy but he has a dog that is ALWAYS barking and likes to “DEPOSIT” his excrement on MY property. I say for HIM, I will get a ZAPPING COLLAR and a POOPER SCOOPER. Now I CERTAINLY will be FRIENDLY about it though and say Merry Christmas on the card. Perhaps he will get the idea after that.

Then there is this guy (in my family) let’s just call him Romeo, who is married yet is a womanizer. He will hit on ANYONE with a pair of boobs. For him I decided to get a blow up DOLL, (With some NICE BOOBS of course), that HOPEFULLY, will take his mind off hitting on other women. For his WIFE, I will give a FREE subscription to Just Ask Sooz. This way she can write in whenever she wants to and I can give her some of my expert advice.

To my UPS man, who usually just THROWS my packages anywhere he wants to in my yard where they usually wind up BROKEN, I am giving a one year membership to THE BUBBLE WRAP SCHOOL FOR WAYWARD UPS MEN. Perhaps the NEXT time I get a package I won’t NEED the super glue to figure out WHAT the HELL it is.

Last but not least, to my very RUDE grocery clerk, I am giving a Book of 10,000 compliments to give people. Hopefully she will ma of USE of these the next time I come in contact with her. If not, I will just have to CUT her…I’m ONLY kidding, I would NEVER do that, well at LEAST while someone was looking anyway.
Hopefully this has entertained you and has given YOU some great gift ideas TOO to those people you just can’t stand.

Until Later…