10 Things to do While Waiting in an Airport

I’m a very organized person and one that hates to be late. A while back I had to travel to La.  and NATURALLY I was there WAY before I had to be. Any way, I forgot that I packed my book in my luggage which I just checked. Soooo,  I decided to sit and write this while waiting for my plane.

 

10.     Have wheelchair races with friends you’ve met

9.     Guess what company EACH plane is from as it flies into Airport

8.     Play HOPSCOTCH on the tarmac while waiting for planes to take off

7.     Sneak to microphone and yell “Fire!”

6.     Guess how long your sentence will be, after you’re ARRESTED

5.     Tell drunk girl/guy at the bar you’re the commander of the SPACE SHUTTLE

4.      Go to different terminals and tell passengers there has been a gate change

3.      Ask security guard to watch your luggage while you go to the bathroom

2.       Once again, guess how much time you’ll have to spend in “The Big House.”

1.       Sneak to podium and announce all tickets are free today based on bad weather (even if sun is shining)`
Hope you like some of these, I had fun writing them.

Until Later…

13 thoughts on “10 Things to do While Waiting in an Airport

  1. Ha ha Sooz! I just can’t wait until I read in the paper that someone announced there was a fire and everyone stampeded onto the plans and got to fly free because of good weather. I’ll know who got their little mitts on the microphone! 😀

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    • Quick story…When I was younger, BEFORE 911, Being funny, I asked if I had to take my gun outta my shoe. Well…THAT didn’t go over well at all. I was whisked away by airport security and detained for 4 hours. I missed my plane couldn’t catch another till the next day and was damn LUCKY I wasn’t arrested.

      I Never did that again!!! 🙂

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