Humorous News Stories

 

Life itself is a comedy. Check out some of these articles.

Goodyear Gets A Bit Too Edgy With Lohan Letter

Goodyear, one of the nations leading tire manufactures, has sent celebrities Lindsey Lohan and, Amanda Bynes letters indicating that they will pay the Celebs. for free driving Lessons.

“Nearly identical letters said that they were “sorry to her” about the “latest driving mishap” and they “understand” that “driving can be a real challenge, particularly trying to navigate all of the stop and go traffic in La. And New York City.”

The company THEN offered to fly the actresses out to their headquarters in Akron Ohio for private driving lessons with their Professional drivers.

Now, let me ask you something, these “Professional drivers” are probably ex-race car people who use SPEED to make a living while driving. Raise your hands now, How many people think the NEXT time these Celebs. HIT someone they will be going over a hundred miles an hour AFTER the training. GOOD Idea Goodyear!!! Gheese. For more on this article go to: http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/09/26/14111702-goodyear-gets-edgy-with-lohan-letter-perhaps-too-edgy.

Playboy ranks University of Virginia as No. 1 party school

Playboy recently ranked Colleges for their Parting abilities. Turns out, our Nations Oldest Public University, The University of Virginia is the Nations #1 party school. When questioned about it’s finding, University spokeswoman Marian Anderfuren was quoted as saying, “We’re demanding a recount.” Now EVERY kid in the Country will wanna attend UOV. Hell, kinda makes ME wanna go BACK to school again. For more, visit: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/26/14112966-playboy-ranks-university-of-virginia-as-no-1-party-school?

 

POLICE: Florida Man Carjacks Vehicle to Take Pregnant Girlfriend To Hospital

 

Robert Boudreaux, 31, of Deltona allegedly walked into the path of a car to force it to stop, and threatened to shoot the driver if he didn’t give him and his 22-year-old girlfriend a ride. He later forced the driver out at a red light, the sheriff’s office said in a statement, and got behind the wheel. SERIOUSLY??? Now, the guy was charged with carjacking and will have a criminal record. Sometimes ya just have a BAD day!!! For more, read: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/25/14093458-police-florida-man-carjacks-vehicle-to-take-pregnant-girlfriend-to-the-hospital

Until Later…