So, I was looking at my boobs today in the mirror, and I thought DAMN GIRL, these look FINE. I can understand why guys AND girls alike ogle them. I’m not talking about MINE in particular, I mean ALL boobs.
Think about it, they are soft as a baby’s behind, JUST the right squeezing and fondling size, AND, they have succulent looking and tasting nipples. What more could anyone ask for?
OK….I KNOW there will be SOME of you out there who will say, “How about someone with a good personality, intelligence, one who is loyal, trustworthy, and kind?” Yeah, yeah, sure…BUT…Just LOOK at those nipples!!!
Now here’s the thing, not ONLY are they nice to look at and touch, they ALSO are a life support system for feeding our young. WHAT a great design…Who thinks UP this stuff anyway?
Because today is Thursday, and it’s slow here today at work, I thought I would just take a quick survey. It’s OK people,this is just a frivolous blog which will ONLY be read by millions, feel free to jump right in. The question is:
What do YOU call our mammary glands?
Personally, I like to call mine Bethany and Sooz. Nooooooo!!!!!! I’m just kidding, I call mine either boobs or “the twins”. How about YOU, what do you call them? Let’s have it people…No term is toooo out there. I just wanna see how crazy you can all get. DON’T disappoint me now.
OH COME ON!!! IT’LL BE FUN!!!!!