Since this is my one hundredth post, I thought and thought about what to write that would be REALLY funny and finally, I came up with THIS idea.
With the Holiday Season coming up I thought about gift giving. We all love receiving gifts, we tell our friends and relatives what we want and then IF we’re lucky, we receive them. OK, THAT’S the EASY part, but WHAT about those people though that you just can’t STAND.? What if you gave THEM some kind of gift that matched their FLAWS?
Take for example my next door neighbor. He is a nice guy but he has a dog that is ALWAYS barking and likes to “DEPOSIT” his excrement on MY property. I say for HIM, I will get a ZAPPING COLLAR and a POOPER SCOOPER. Now I CERTAINLY will be FRIENDLY about it though and say Merry Christmas on the card. Perhaps he will get the idea after that.
Then there is this guy (in my family) let’s just call him Romeo, who is married yet is a womanizer. He will hit on ANYONE with a pair of boobs. For him I decided to get a blow up DOLL, (With some NICE BOOBS of course), that HOPEFULLY, will take his mind off hitting on other women. For his WIFE, I will give a FREE subscription to Just Ask Sooz. This way she can write in whenever she wants to and I can give her some of my expert advice.
To my UPS man, who usually just THROWS my packages anywhere he wants to in my yard where they usually wind up BROKEN, I am giving a one year membership to THE BUBBLE WRAP SCHOOL FOR WAYWARD UPS MEN. Perhaps the NEXT time I get a package I won’t NEED the super glue to figure out WHAT the HELL it is.
Last but not least, to my very RUDE grocery clerk, I am giving a Book of 10,000 compliments to give people. Hopefully she will ma of USE of these the next time I come in contact with her. If not, I will just have to CUT her…I’m ONLY kidding, I would NEVER do that, well at LEAST while someone was looking anyway.
Hopefully this has entertained you and has given YOU some great gift ideas TOO to those people you just can’t stand.
Until Later…
If you know someone that makes you angry and they have kids, get the kids a drum set… just sayin’…
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GREAT IDEA…
xx
Sooz
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The gift that keeps on giving… migrains…
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Hehehehehehe…..
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Sooz
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Very considerate and practical. These ideas show real thought. I am sure the blow up doll in particular will be very popular.
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Oh…I have NO DOUBT the blow up Doll will just keep on giving. Hehehehehe….
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Sooz
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That’s a little gross.
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My personal preference is the bacon-scented air freshener. It isn’t gender specific, and is a really great gift for annoying the vegetarians in your life. Or maybe wrap it around the neck of “Romeo’s” blow-up doll like bling? Just trying to be helpful. Here’s the link 🙂 http://mcphee.com/shop/bacon-air-freshener.html Lots of crazy stuff!
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Hehehehehe….Funny…Thanks for the link….You’re CRAZY….:)
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Sooz
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Congratulations on 100 posts! That is definitely a BFD…. 🙂 So am I to assume that giving the people you dislike a shiv in the back as a non-acceptable gift? Because Booooo is all I can say to that. Maybe it is just me?
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I would do it from the FRONT. That way they can appreciate the GIFT more. 🙂
Happy Thanksgiving…
xx
Sooz
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